I'll bet there are lots of great short quips involving mandolins -- problem is, none come to mind! If I want to create a custom bumper snicker or licence-plate-frame quip related to my fiddle, "Fiddlers Never Fret" and "Fiddlers Do It Without Fretting" comes quickly to mind (or for you gardeners, "Gardeners Do It Bent Over"). But what can some of you wags come up with for the mando? Remember, it has to be short! This should be fun....
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