Mothers Against Banjos

[Pete Jenner]

I just had to post this. Apologies to all banjo players.

[azflyman]

Guess that's how some folks feel that can't play both

[UsuallyPickin]

A five string banjo player in a suit and tie........ that's just wrong....

[Jacob]

Earl didn't think so.

[azflyman]

Earl didn't think so.

ROFLMAO THAT is funny

[Randi Gormley]

Much as I ought not to bring up this old chestnut, and with all due respect to banjo players whom I love and admire, there's this:

What do you call a banjo player in a suit and tie? The defendant.

[catmandu2]

[JeffD]

There is always this advice:

http://www.whitetreeaz.com/vicious.htm

[Bill Clements]

[greg_tsam]

Where's the harmonica and accordion?

[Ivan Kelsall]

Only somebody who spends their time wandering about 'upside down' would post that,
Ivan

[belbein]

Much as I ought not to bring up this old chestnut, and with all due respect to banjo players whom I love and admire, there's this:

What do you call a banjo player in a suit and tie? The defendant.

I beg to differ. Many of the lawyers I know play banjo. I only know one other who plays mandolin.

Defendants, on the other hand ... bagpipers all.

[Austin Bob]

I beg to differ. Many of the lawyers I know play banjo.

Damn, here comes three pages of banjo playing lawyer jokes.

[OldSausage]

First thing we do, let's kill all the banjo pickers.

[Austin Bob]

Both banjo players and lawyers have been known to drone on and on.

[greg_tsam]

First thing we do, let's kill all the banjo pickers.

Too easy and humane for the offense. Instead we should tie them up and make them listen to themselves ad nauseum.

[Don Grieser]

What do you get when a banjo player sees his shadow?




6 more weeks of Foggy Mountain Breakdown.

[azflyman]

All of this is makin' me drag out my Chuck Lee and some Soldiers Joy and Cluck Old Hen. Here's something for ya'll

[Pete Jenner]

All of this is makin' me drag out my Chuck Lee and some Soldiers Joy and Cluck Old Hen. Here's something for ya'll

Sad. What a dreadful waste of human life.

[Tom Cherubini]

It is said that banjo players spend half their time tuning their banjos and the other half playing them out of tune.

[mandroid]

It's Rumored, that after The Piper Rid Hamlin of Rats, the town mayor asked for him to do the same, again, and handed him a Banjo.

Maybe after that, He was Pied?

[Murphys Bread & Beer]

Old Sausage's comment reminded me of a line from the movie Caddyshack, " if I kill all the golfers ( banjo players ) won't they put me in prison? "

[TheArimathean]

If the Scottish army was allowed to march to war with bagpipes in order to frighten away the enemy, shouldn't the American army march with banjos...?

[allenhopkins]

...shouldn't the American army march with banjos...?

Has anyone ever tried marching with a banjo? Not as easy as you might think:

[Ed Goist]

From the talented and funny Noam Pikelny...

"I'm trapped in an elevator— wait, it gets worse."