Q: What's the biggest difference between an F style mando and an A style?
A: The F will burn longer.
Q: What is another name for a scroll?
A: A $3,000 strap hook.
Q: What's the biggest difference between an F style mando and an A style?
A: The F will burn longer.
Q: What is another name for a scroll?
A: A $3,000 strap hook.
Q. What do you call a mandolin player with a pager?
A. An optimist.
You might be a mandolinist if...
...you hear references to Bush in Washington and you think Sam Bush has a gig there.
...you have ever named a child, pet or yourself (via internet handle) Manda Lynn or anything similar.
...you think "pickinpox" is a legitimate excuse for taking a sick day.
...you call your boyfriend "Chris" or "Bill" by mistake.
...you call your girlfriend "Rhonda" by mistake.
...you named your child after your mandolin (or worse someone else's).
...your playing takes up so much time you haven't had a date in so long you get out your beater and do bad things to the removable bridge or f-holes (depending on your gender) and it wasn't just one time at band kamp.
...you have lunch at the Mandolin Cafe every day at work.
It's "Appalachia," (Apple-at-chuh), like I'm gunna throw an apple atcha' if you correct me again.
Stupid one, but im hyper so it will do!
What does Tweety bird, A Slice of Swiss Cheese, a quilt, and a Mandolin all have in common?
-Absouloutly nothing, you weirdo.
Q. What do you call a person who hangs out with musicians?
A. A banjo player.
"I'm a farmer with a mandolin and a high tenor voice."
I usually call in sick from an eye disease...Eye just can't see me working today!
Is Pickin-pox as contagious as Mando-nucleosis?
Q what dou you call a Japanese mandolin
A a ricepicker
Seth
The more strings one can play at a time the higher one's IQ
The More Strings One Can Play At A Time The Higher His Or Her IQ, Exept In My Case
Q: what's the difference between a mandolin player and a frog?
A: the frog has a chance of getting a gig
John Hamlett
www.hamlettinstruments.com
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