If your in a crowd of people, listening to music, and you are the only one clapping to the off beat, you might be a mandolin picker.
If your in a crowd of people, listening to music, and you are the only one clapping to the off beat, you might be a mandolin picker.
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You might be a mandolin picker if you're dumb enough to pay 10 times what your guitar player paid for his axe, and you end up with the smaller instrument...
You #might be a mandolin picker if you find you're never ready for the next song because you haven't finished retuning...
You might be a mandolin picker if the tenor banjo player always laughs at how long your string changes take...
ha ha good ones!!!
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In court, you always take the 5th...
You can crowd all your fingers on top of a nickel...
You will read really, really lame humor if it is mando related...
"First you master your instrument, then you master the music, then you forget about all that ... and just play"
Charlie "Bird" Parker
Hey what's that supposed to mean!!Originally Posted by (arbarnhart @ Sep. 11 2006, 05:41)
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You might be a mandolin player if you talk about your #tailpeice without needing to blush.Originally Posted by
Red
If you are bewildered by the constant changes of Celebrity maritial statuses but have no problem planning your next instrument upgrade.... you might be a mando picker.
Jamie
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If G chop has meaning.
If someone mentions the Dead Sea Scrolls and you ask if they were finished on the inside...you might be a mandolin picker.
"Got time to breathe, got time for music" -- Briscoe Darling
If you are the only guy in the band who can play his instrument in the car on the way to a gig, you might be a mandolin picker.
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You might be a mandolin picker if you would rather get an F than an A !!!
HAHA GOOD ONE!!!!
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You might be a mandolin picker if you know F-hole is not a curse.
You might be a mandolin picker if you played fiddle and forgot your bow.
You might be a mandolin picker if you love making banj* jokes.
You might be a mandolin picker if you spend your day on this website instead of working.
...if each fingertip callous has two grooves
Darryl G. Wolfe, The F5 Journal
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I KNOW I'm the mandopicker because when I tell the banjo player he's plays a drum on a stick, he tells me I play a Propiel Pocket Pickerman!
if you fingers look like a pin cushion after changing strings.
if when playing Monroe style and asked what note you are playing you say it is implied.
Tony
Tony Huber
1930 Martin Style C #14783
2011 Mowry GOM
2013 Hester F4 #31
2014 Ellis F5 #322
2017 Nyberg Mandola #172
....if you can write banjo jokes on demand!
if you would rather have an 8 pack of strings than a 6 pack of beer.
if your weekend T-shirt of choice has MAS anywhere on it.
Jason
Lefty JBovier F5 Tradition, Lefty Mid-Mo M1
I get itOriginally Posted by (red7flag @ Sep. 11 2006, 10:51)
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If "G'dae" is more than an just an Aussie greeting.
Ha, ha! keep time: how sour sweet music is,
When time is broke and no proportion kept!
--William Shakespeare
Your friends DON'T think about putting you in the pound when you claim, "I totally expected a great bark after a whiff of its F-hole."
If your gig bag contains two electronic tuners and no capo.
if you only get to kick off 1 song out of every 10, and when you do, it's a turnaround in 3/4 time.
If you think that one mandolin could never be enough.
Less talk, more pick.
If you know that DAWG isn't just a term of endearment.
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~ Mark Twain
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Now Ted,Originally Posted by (mandohack @ Sep. 11 2006, 13:00)
That is downright randy...
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