Re: Is my MAS dead?
I don't think people understand the condition. MAS can sometimes go temporarily dormant but it's never cured. It's an idiopathic condition that can come on at any time. Geneticists believe it may be related to gene number 440.
It originates in a little-known section of the brain called the tonewood appreciata. Through osmosis, it can move into the wallet. Research has shown that it can affect both the money and the credit cards in the wallet. This is known as the Gibsonian Effect.
While one's financial status can frequently cause MAS to go into remission, a condition known as Visita Plastica or Masticardorium can revive it.
It's important to know that I'm not a doctor but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night
Take two aspirin and call me in the morning.
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David Hopkins
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Gibson F-4, (1916); Blevins Octave Mandolin, 2018
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