What shape?

[AndyV]

https://www.ebay.com/itm/Mandolin-Bowel-Shaped/

[Dave Hanson]

page missing ?

Dave H

[Dave Fultz]

I don’t know if I’d want a bowel shaped mandolin.

[Timbofood]

Oh poop, it’s gone down the drain!

I know, CORNER!

[Eric Platt]

Is it what you use when playing a Beethoven movement?

[LadysSolo]

I think it would have a "tubular" sound! LOL!! May sound like excrement.

[John Lloyd]

Sounds like some potentially fancy free-form whittling.

[allenhopkins]

Comes with a matching stool to sit on while playing it.

That's at least the turd bad pun someone's made on the subject (he said, flushed with success)...

[Timbofood]

Someone must have plunged in for it!
It didn’t have a scroll, just a swirl.
There is too much fodder for the terrible puns with this!
Time to wipe it out!

[Russ Donahue]

You folks are merciless!

[allenhopkins]

You folks are merciless!

That's part of our evanescent charm: and you will notice I included a colon.

[Bob Clark]

While there aren't that many bowel shaped mandolins out the, if you cecum out, you'll find them.

[Timbofood]

While there aren't that many bowel shaped mandolins out the, if you cecum out, you'll find them.

Oh, poo!