Bernie
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Due to current budgetary restrictions the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off -- sorry about the inconvenience.
I play banjo. I think the jokes are funny. Mostly.
JBovier ELS; Epiphone MM-50 VN; Epiphone MM-40L; Gretsch New Yorker G9310; Washburn M1SDLB;
Fender Nashville Deluxe Telecaster; Squier Modified Vintage Cabronita Telecaster; Gretsch 5420T; Fender Tim Armstrong Hellcat: Washburn Banjo B9; Ibanez RB 5string; Ibanez RB 4 string bass
Pedalboard for ELS: Morley Cry baby Miniwah - Tuner - EHX Soul Food Overdrive - EHX Memory Toy analog Delay
Fender Blues Jr Tweed; Fender Greta;
Interesting that both Dubrovnik, Croatia, and King's Landing, Westeros, have openings in the city walls to throw banjos down on attackers!
Q: What do you call a banjo player with health insurance?
A: 65
Out of tune and out of time.
What would it take to stop Climate Change?
-seven and a half billion banjos.
Adrian
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Why did the banjo player hang a capo from his rearview mirror?
So he could park in the handicapped spots!
But that's just my opinion. I could be wrong. - Dennis Miller
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The problem with b***o jokes is they nearly always include the name of the consarned cotton-pickin' contraption. Even though it's in a derogatory sense, this activity keeps the notion of the nasty noisemaker alive in our minds.
But that's just my opinion. I could be wrong. - Dennis Miller
Furthering Mandolin Consciousness
Finders Keepers, my duo with the astoundingly talented and versatile Patti Rothberg. Our EP is finally done, and available! PM me, while they last!
I was thinking about that. Perhaps a term incorporating the drum similarity. The drum you strum, or the strummed drum, or some such. But then the whole lot of drummer jokes might get drawn in. Oof!
But that's just my opinion. I could be wrong. - Dennis Miller
Furthering Mandolin Consciousness
Finders Keepers, my duo with the astoundingly talented and versatile Patti Rothberg. Our EP is finally done, and available! PM me, while they last!
That hits the mark
Not all the clams are at the beach
Arrow Manouche
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Clark 2 point
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A man is in court contesting a parking ticket. The judge looks at him and says
"Do I know you?" "Yes", says the man. "I've been teaching your daughter to play
the banjo." The judge slams down his gavel and says "Five years in the county jail."
A man parked his car downtown and left it unlocked with his banjo in the backseat. When he returned two hours later, someone had left another banjo.
Long time listener, first time caller.
What’s a banjo good for? Kindling for the accordian fire!
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Whist we’re on about accordians - How do you make an accordianist start playing? Start tuning your mandolin!
getting old too. Since I lost all my lower teeth, maybe it's time to take up the banjo
Nah. Let us know when ya lose them front teeth. That's the look!
But that's just my opinion. I could be wrong. - Dennis Miller
Furthering Mandolin Consciousness
Finders Keepers, my duo with the astoundingly talented and versatile Patti Rothberg. Our EP is finally done, and available! PM me, while they last!
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