Appendix C: Telling jokes by the numbers…
A well-known tabloid reporter went to the Annual Banjo Joke Convention to report on it for her newspaper. Part of the convention was a joke competition. The first comedian came out and said, "Number 57." The crowd burst out laughing.
The next comedian walked on stage and said, "36." A round of laughter gripped the audience. Some of the people around the reporter even fell out of their chairs. Another one came out and said, "42." The chuckling lasted for minutes.
The confused reporter turned to the person seated next to her and asked, "I don't get it. Why are they just saying numbers?"
The guy replied, "Well, we know all the jokes by numbers, so all the competitors have to do is give the number."
The next banjo player came out and said, "Number 103." Silence. Not even a guffaw…
The reporter asked, "What happened?"
"Some people just don't know how to tell a joke."
The next comedian came out and said, "Number 254." The audience erupted with raucous laughter. More hysterics than any of the previous comedians.
The reporter asked, "What happened! What happened?"
The banjo player could barely get the words out he was laughing so hard it hurt, "That was a joke we'd never heard before..."
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