Poem Entry For The Collings Contest

[TheBlindBard]

I shouldn't of asked for that info: Now it's making me want to win and I don't want to get my hopes up for anything
What do they mean when they say tuners? like, the actual knobs you turn, or an electronic tuner? and I'm guessing a peg winder is a thing to unwind-wind strings up quicker.
All in all, sounds like a very nice package. The strings sound interesting. Coated ones are supposed to last long, which is cool.

[EdHanrahan]

... mean when they say tuners? like, the actual knobs you turn, or an electronic tuner?

Naah! They mean the tuner fish that Chicken Of The Sea puts in little round cans... And Peg was an old girlfriend, but I better not go there!

[OldSausage]

Coated ones are supposed to last long, which is cool.

On the other hand they're wearing a coat. Which could be warm and cozy.

[TheBlindBard]

Personally I rock the leather jacket, that's warm, cozy and stylish.

[mugbucket]

The Colling's I named her "Terri Lynn",
For my older, meaner, cousin,
She picked on me - the devil he made her,
And tho it's not a Shmergel Devastator,
I'll enjoy picking on her when I win!

Ski

[jaycat]

. . . All winners receive a copy of Chris' Bach: Sonatas and Partitas, Vol. 1, autographed by the man himself!"

Autographed by Bach? That could be worth something!

[ddawson2010]

Don from D'Addario / Planet Waves pack - we'll include a tuner, polishing cloth, polish, most of the gadgetry we can think to put in the mix.