Impress Your Friends

[Teak]

If you want to clear a room, I'm your man.

That's how I bill myself also: the Closing Act.

Want to clear the auditorium quickly? Bring on the Closing Act.

[Daniel Nestlerode]

What exactly is a "seasonal mandolin player"?


Daniel

[Hudmister]

What exactly is a "seasonal mandolin player"?


Daniel

One who only knows Christmas tunes.

[Jesse Kinman]

I played a few simple notes at a Guitar Center on a mandolin and drew a crowd.
It wasn't my skill I assure you. I think people are impressed by this instrument.

I’ve never met any mandolin at any Guitar Center that would impress anyone

[JeffD]

I think it is a spell correction and session mandolin player was intended. Maybe?

[Bertram Henze]

What exactly is a "seasonal mandolin player"?


Daniel

They meant "seasoned", I guess. Never understood how salt and pepper can help, though.
Same as "dyed in the wool" (corpse in a sweater?)

[LadysSolo]

I don't know about anyone else here, but I've spent more money on mandolins than I have made playing mandolin (especially since I have made exactly $0.00 playing mandolin!) LOL!!!