The Snake Handlers Church of New Mexico needs Appalachian style musicians for an up and coming tent revival. Jesus has foretold his 2nd coming, later this year, sometime in March, before tax season. We anticipate the coming Apocalypse and welcome you to join us in separating the sheep from the goats by dancing with snakes and playing music in His honor.
Jesus said if you dance with a snake, and if God's Holy Ghost is upon you, you will not die. We have seen this miracle happen! --Mark 16: 17-18 (in my name...they shall take up serpents.")
Now is the time to believe brothers and sisters! Show your faith and come forth!
Repent for the Rapture is coming, let's be ready to embrace our Lord! And snakes! For dancing! For God! For Jesus!
However, for the up and coming revival we will need to replace some folks that passed away recently:
Rev. Randy Martin the banjo player
Maynard Gilliam The mandolin/dobro player
Lucille Grayson The guitar player
Samuel Hughes (brother Fat guy) our sound tech
The youth minister, Steven Wright
Our donation box handler, Kody Willey
Our snake round up coordinator, William Bumstead
Paul Miller our saw player
And, I was just informed at last night, sister Janice Tuddle, our long time lead singer and main snake dancer succumbed to her wounds from last Sunday's revival, so we'll need to replace her as well. God we pray you be with their souls.
Please send your resume to:
The Snake Handlers Church of New Mexico (SHCNM)
Address and website forthcoming
For now, please use this email.
God bless and have a great Sunday
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