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Thread: The Monroe Toaster has a bidder!

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    Default Re: The Monroe Toaster has a bidder!

    Getting further afield:

    They're selling used strings on eBay,
    they say from the Monroe folks.
    How do I know they're his'n?
    cuz they're worn on one side from downstrokes

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    Registered User Perry's Avatar
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    Default Re: The Monroe Toaster has a bidder!

    Bill took the worst donut he ever ate
    And placed it down upon the heated grate
    Despite the baking and the heat
    He still said boy... they ain't a bit sweet!

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    Default Re: The Monroe Toaster has a bidder!

    Got up this morning and plugged it in
    My new Bill Monroe bread toaster
    But just like Billís great mandolin
    Someone beat it with a fireplace poker!
    Never say "bouzouki" to a TSA agent...

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    Default Re: The Monroe Toaster has a bidder!

    Enough of the lyrics! Lets hear some tunes!
    One watch by night, one watch by day...if you get confused, just listen to the music play.

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