Errrrm... what?

[Dusepo]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/bango-same...EAAOSwjvJZSZQx

[mee]

[mrmando]

Yeah, I'll get right on that auction.

[Jim Garber]

Yessiree!!

here we have a used bango perfect for the robidot and the guy582 full instructions how to use although sure they have been at it for long time inter breeding. must collect in person due to size.ding ding ling ding.a must for the real hill billys not to be missed there are many like it but this the real deal.200 deposit on drop of hammer due to timewasters.

[F-2 Dave]

Must be legit. He has 100 percent positive feedback.

[Nathan Kellstadt]

= bango (same as delverance)?

I'm picturing some sort of hybrid designed for drunken campfire bacchanals.

Matthew Mcconaughey immediately comes to mind.

He has 100 percent positive feedback.

I noticed that as well. The plot thickens.

[allenhopkins]

Use it to play "Drooling Bangos."

Fun Fact: the actor who portrayed the Deliverance banjo player was Billy Redden, who couldn't play the banjo and had a "real" banjo player's arms and hands reach around him under his shirt, to play the instrument, in the movie. Guess he learned after that, because he got other banjo-playing roles in movies and TV -- but ended up working at Wal Mart.

[fscotte]

I think its Billy himself selling the bango.

[Ray(T)]

Purports to be located in Falkirk so it could be down to eating too much haggis, the midge season or, more likely, an excess of Speyside single malt.

[John Kelly]

As a Scot, I'd not readily have identified Falkirk as a haven of Speyside single malts, Ray. It is, however, fairly close to the massive ICI and BP petrochemical works at Grangemouth on the Firth of Forth, so maybe some stray chemical leakage is causing mutations?

[Bertram Henze]

Either the seller is an automatic social bot with a limited vocabulary, or this is another instance of The C. Phenomenon (sudden occurrence of computer code snippets in humans, unexplored yet).

[Ray(T)]

As a Scot, I'd not readily have identified Falkirk as a haven of Speyside single malts, Ray. It is, however, fairly close to the massive ICI and BP petrochemical works at Grangemouth on the Firth of Forth, so maybe some stray chemical leakage is causing mutations?

Maybe not but, coming from the middle of England, its on the way for us. Falkirk does have a couple of good points; if you can thread your way through the motorway network. There's the wheel for starters and then there's the shiny horses heads. I remember reading a environmental impact assessment for part of the the petrochemical industry back in a previous existance!

[Matt40]

http://www.ebay.com/itm/mandolin-/28...wAAOSw1BlZOsd~

I think you're better off with this one

[Bertram Henze]

http://www.ebay.com/itm/mandolin-/28...wAAOSw1BlZOsd~

I think you're better off with this one

What really bothers me is that I might some day actually meet one of these people I am sharing a planet with.

[Denny Gies]

Don't we just love this stuff?

[Jess L.]

"here we have a used bango perfect for the robidot and the guy582 full instructions how to use although sure they have been at it for long time inter breeding. must collect in person due to size.ding ding ling ding.a must for the real hill billys not to be missed there are many like it but this the real deal.200 deposit on drop of hammer due to timewasters."

Smartphone "autocorrect fail", maybe.

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My pickin': meeses, banjer, heresy, English-esque, unauthorized variation, Brazos, holiday etc.

[Jeff Mando]

What really bothers me is that I might some day actually meet one of these people I am sharing a planet with.

I seem to meet them almost daily while driving, it seems. Here is a hint: many drive pickup trucks with really big tires with loud (or no) mufflers

[Ray(T)]

I seem to meet them almost daily while driving, it seems. Here is a hint: many drive pickup trucks with really big tires with loud (or no) mufflers

....and baseball caps with the peak facing in the wrong direction?