Caption Contest - Win a free Mandolin Cafe ball cap

[Darren Bailey]

Hey look, both my trousers and guitar have shrunk!

[Darren Bailey]

You know how it is, I was running a bath, picked up my mandolin and just lost track of time.

[Beanzy]

[Dale Ludewig]

I found a floating bottle and this was in it!

[Dale Ludewig]

Or:
I found a bottle on the beach and this was in it!

[roberto]

Make Dead Sea great again.

[Clinton Johnson]

"Hi God, are you hearing all these silly captions MC is coming up with for my pic? HELP"

[Mark Wilson]

Please God - take my mandolin - just get me off this island!!!

[Jimmy Kittle]

Tune this thing, PLEASE!!!!

[Rosemary Philips]

I claim this ocean in the name of the sacred mandolin!

[BrianWilliam]

Make Dead Sea great again.

Watch out! Border line ban hammer!



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Please God - take my mandolin - just get me off this island!!!

Ha!

[BrianWilliam]

Avi In The Lowground

[Tony Dillingham]

""T" is for the tone I get with my little purple pick.....wooden bowlback, I am stoked that, you're my friend!"
(Tune of Rubber Duckie)
(Yes I know there's no T in wooden bowlback please don't sing this to impressionable children)

[bobrem]

Bill! Please cometh down and teach me Rawhide!

[Billgrass]

Avi. Live in Venice. May 25, 2035.

[MontanaMatt]

"I wish I had a sweet case for this ukulele!"

[MontanaMatt]

I can deal with about 7 feet of sea level rise, reduce your carbon footprint please.

[marbelizer]

"I need Waders not Waverly's!"

[Dave Simmons]

YO!!! Customer service...I ask for one thing, I asked for a canoe, a simple canoe, no motor, just a canoe...how hard is that???

[Dave Simmons]

Appearing with the Pearly gates mandolin quartet...Friday, 7:00PM to infinity.

[Dave Simmons]

Again please, the first chord to Thunderstruck???

[Franc Homier Lieu]

Not pictured: the new Calton submersible mandolin case and flotation device.

[Chughes423]

Too small for a boat!

[Marion Rose]

HELP! The other survivor has a banjo!

[Steve VandeWater]

Until I get my MC ball cap, I'll shade my eyes with this thing