hope this isn't too tongue in cheek ... ... lyrics are as follows: if you find me by the pool at midnight don't be concerned if i walk round the lawn in the moonlight don't wait for my return if my attention seems to wander and i simply disappear don't worry dear - it's my affair if they say there's delays in the city and i'm right on time if the play's underway at 8:30 and i'm there at 9:00 if our friends cease their conversation the moment we appear don't worry dear - it's my affair i remember that you told me that i shouldn't get upset just let time deal with everything i know you're going to scold me i'm upset as i can get i am suffering if you think things are not as they should be i feel the same if you feel that i'm failing in my duty i take the blame if i lay there staring at the ceiling stifling a tear don't worry dear - it's my affair
