No Illinois or Mando Content - Funny Stuff

  1. Paul Lucas
    Paul Lucas
    I needed a laugh the other day and ran across this pic -> http://bit.ly/7gWxXt Warning: This pic contains graphic material that banjo players and enthusiasts might find offensive.
  2. Paul Lucas
    Paul Lucas
    I'm on a roll here. Here's another humorous music related story:

    From the Jazz Guitar Gazette:

    C, E-flat and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry,
    but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G
    have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the
    fifth is diminished and G is out flat. F comes in and tries
    to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.

    D comes in and heads for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me.
    I'll just be a second." Then A comes in, but the bartender
    is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor.
    Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the
    bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found
    in this bar tonight."

    E-Flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with
    nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "you're looking
    sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major
    development." Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit
    and everything else, and is au natural.

    Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's
    under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of
    contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced
    to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional
    facility.
  3. mculliton123
    mculliton123
    Good stuff, Paul, keep 'em coming.
  4. Paul Lucas
    Paul Lucas
    Supreme Court Strikes Down Sutton Guitar Solo As Pornographic, Obscene

    Shocking, sad, but true. http://bluegrassintelligencer.com/?p=1172#more-1172

    I burned all of my Sutton CDs.
  5. Paul Lucas
    Paul Lucas
    News that is a bit more mando related. “The second coming of Bill Monroe is upon us,” says religious odd couple.


    Skaggs, Statman Plan Apocalyptic Mandolin Extravaganza To Bring End Times to Bluegrass -> http://bluegrassintelligencer.com/?p=18
  6. Joe Nobiling
    Joe Nobiling
    So, do I smell a new website of music related hysteria coming from the keys of P Lucas?
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