perfect pitch

[Hayduke]

The definition of "perfect pitch" that I heard last night: When someone takes an accordian and throws it into the dumpster, landiing on and breaking a banjo. :)

[Gerard Dick]

:)):)):)):)):))

[MikeEdgerton]

It's here (http://www.mandolincafe.com/forum/showthread.php?55104-Let-s-hear-your-BEST-musical-joke&highlight=perfect+pitch) and it might be here (http://www.mandolincafe.com/forum/showthread.php?53683-Theory-Joke&highlight=perfect+pitch) and I'm pretty sure it's here (http://www.mandolincafe.com/forum/showthread.php?47835-In-this-time-of-constant-bad-news.........some-mandolin-humor.&highlight=perfect+pitch). I'm sure there are a few others as well. If not, there's some good material in all those threads.

[Ivan Kelsall]

The one i heard was about being able to ''throw a Mandolin into a trash can without it hitting the sides''. Possibly put about by banjo players,
Ivan