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danb
May-24-2008, 12:16pm
Surprised this hasn't been done before.. oh wait, actually I'm not.

Anyway, here's Fred admiring Wiens #9

danb
May-24-2008, 12:17pm
Fred likes the scroll

Scott Tichenor
May-24-2008, 12:17pm
I feel a photoshop thread coming on.
http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif

danb
May-24-2008, 12:20pm
Free CD to the next non-photoshopped cafe member to post an image of them holding a mandolin and a chicken..

craigtoo
May-24-2008, 12:26pm
MMmmm looks tasty...I bet Mrs. B can really make a meal out them!



Can't wait to visit, Dan... Be there in December again!


http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

... Chickens and Mandos indeed... how 'hack' is that?
http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

delsbrother
May-24-2008, 12:26pm
Ooh, Ooh! I have a great mandolin-chicken connection, but I can't spill the beans until Gregg Miner updates his site.

JEStanek
May-24-2008, 1:14pm
Cluck old Dan, Cluck and sing, ain't plucked a chicken since late last spring.

Jamie

Gutbucket
May-24-2008, 1:30pm
Brad Paisley ain't got nothin on that "chicken picker".

homermando
May-24-2008, 2:23pm
Don`t worry its alive. She`s not very happy though. Let me know when we have the post a picture with large cat fish and mandolin thread.javascript:emoticon('http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif')
smilie

http://lh6.ggpht.com/meadowsage/SDhp_fuI0yI/AAAAAAAACII/QDMjROlJ_EA/s400/2008may24%20005.jpg

danb
May-24-2008, 2:43pm
John, please pm me your mailing address http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif

craigtoo
May-24-2008, 4:14pm
####... I've been chasing one down for the last 2 hours...

djweiss
May-24-2008, 5:46pm
I've been busy getting mine out of the garden...they tore up the pea patch!

wichitamando
May-24-2008, 6:49pm
I've been waiting in line at KFC...

Keith Newell
May-24-2008, 7:13pm
I think they are on to you....

Keith

JeffD
May-24-2008, 10:19pm
I have a friend who raises fancy multi-colored roosters - he calls them Japanese, but I don't know if there is any real connection to Japan. He raises them for their plumage, which is highly prized by fly tiers.

I will take a trip out to his place soon and get a picture taken.

Grasser54
May-25-2008, 1:31am
mandolinkgn--

Now that's FUNNY, I don't care who you are!

(Signing off to wipe down keyboard and monitor). http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif

B. T. Walker
May-25-2008, 7:21am
Having some trouble typing after seeing that pic/poster, Keith. Laughing so hard I'm crying and the keyboard is blurry. Nice start to a morning. http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

oldwave maker
May-25-2008, 7:45am
Coyotes and bobcats done et all the chickens in oldwave holler long ago, the wild turkeys seem to hold their own, even when they're not in the straw.....

John Rosett
May-25-2008, 8:33am
the wild turkeys seem to hold their own, even when they're not in the straw.....
...Or the bottle...

Ted Eschliman
May-25-2008, 8:39am
I feel a photoshop thread coming on.
http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif
I am SO in...

fwoompf
May-25-2008, 9:12am
What a nice carbon fiber chicken you've got there Ted. Isn't it amazing what technology can do these days...

homermando
May-25-2008, 9:12am
By the way Bill thats Old Wave #295 in my chicken picture.

Jim Garber
May-25-2008, 9:45am
Best I could do... I only had a few chickens left in the closet for the photo shoot. Actually they are rented -- my daughter volunteers to water and feed the chickens at the local county-sponsored educational farm. There is a rather overly protective rooster (the one in the front) but he seemed to calm down once I started playing Chicken Reel.

homermando
May-25-2008, 10:10am
By the way Bill thats Old Wave #295 in my chicken picture.

mandolooter
May-25-2008, 12:32pm
this is the newest in a long line of ridiculosly funny threads Ive seen here over the last 6-7 years!

shadco
May-25-2008, 2:55pm
Sorry Iwasn't fast enough the Mando went up in smoke

http://www.pbase.com/shadco/image/30305806/medium.jpg

lmartnla
May-25-2008, 4:31pm
I would be afraid to have an unanesthetized chicken anywhere near my mandolin. Beaks, claws, spurs and excretions could easily mar the finish. But I do enjoy pictures of ya'll having fun with your chickens.

Steve Cantrell
May-25-2008, 4:34pm
I love a good beer chicken Shad.

mandopluker
May-25-2008, 5:15pm
Dan,

You are one sick puppy! Now I know why I think so highly of you..... LOL.... to funny dude!

JEStanek
May-25-2008, 6:37pm
What about a plywood mando next to a plywood chicken? Can I get a plywood cd? My next door neighbor just turned 30. His wife is mean. http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

Jamie

Gutbucket
May-26-2008, 6:01am
Love that chicken mooning sign in the background. Where can I get one of those for my yard? This neighborhood is getting way to snooty. http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

mandopluker
May-26-2008, 6:01pm
Gutbucket,

I'm with your mando-brother! Let's tag-team'em!

JimRichter
May-26-2008, 9:32pm
Well, we raise chickens (Gold Laced Wyandottes -- an heirloom breed) and I often catch our rooster, Orange Neck, messing with my Kimble.

JimRichter
May-26-2008, 9:33pm
Then, of course, around X-Mas last year, he was seen terrorizing Bloomington Indiana.

dirty harry
May-26-2008, 10:03pm
whoa/wow ya all.................I'm of to Kentucky fried chicken, with my LOAR picture book! #

bsmando
May-26-2008, 10:51pm
Chick on Chick on Mandolin!

Not only am I holding a chicken, I'm playing the mandolin!
This is one of my Araucanas, 11 week old chick.

bsmando
May-26-2008, 10:54pm
closer

bsmando
May-26-2008, 10:56pm
Picking out another one

bsmando
May-26-2008, 10:58pm
Got a Buff Orpington.

mandroid
May-27-2008, 12:49am
If you see my little red rooster , please send him home..

. . .ain't been no peace in my barn yard since my red rooster been gone..

Glassweb
May-27-2008, 1:20am
Methinks I do detect fowl play on this thread...

JimRichter
May-27-2008, 6:50am
Methinks I do detect fowl play on this thread...
Leave it to Glassweb to get his hackles up.

Jim

Mark Walker
May-27-2008, 7:16am
Methinks I do detect fowl play on this thread...
Leave it to Glassweb to get his hackles up.

Jim
Don't you mean 'get his feathers ruffled?' http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

Tom C
May-27-2008, 7:33am
...and I thought I saw it all.

Chris Travers
May-27-2008, 7:39am
Methinks I do detect fowl play on this thread...
lol ... http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

ira
May-27-2008, 7:45am
awesome!

Jason Kessler
May-27-2008, 8:47am
I live in New York City. I've never even SEEN a chicken who's first name wasn't Perdue.

SternART
May-27-2008, 9:10am
Hey.....how'd you guys miss that chick on chick action above?
She really set us up for some humorous responses?!
That is my good friend Becky Smith up near Boise Idaho. Anyone
who goes to Weiser knows what a great improvising picker Becky is.
And you might remember her from MWN days. (note her T shirt)

mandopete
May-27-2008, 9:51am
Rachel Ray got nuthin' on this place!

Duc Vu
May-27-2008, 9:56am
Hey.....how'd you guys miss that chick on chick action above?
I was too busy looking at the mandolin!

Jim MacDaniel
May-27-2008, 9:59am
Chicken with mandarins...

woodwizard
May-27-2008, 10:22am
Dang ... cut off the mando the Indian was playin' http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

Paul Kotapish
May-27-2008, 11:49am
Chicken and guitar (Grateful Egg and Little Dead Rooster): http://www.mammothmusic.net/Factory%20to%20Customer.htm

Paul Kotapish
May-27-2008, 11:54am
Rooster with banjo:

http://www.noelledass.com/images/graphics/roosterweb.jpg

Jim MacDaniel
May-27-2008, 12:06pm
A chicken with a mandolin-playing rabbit. (Didn't I once see some inlay like this on an Antonio Tsai instrument? ;)

lgc
May-27-2008, 1:46pm
I'm playin a music festival in Chicken Alaska this summer. I'll try to get a picture of a mando there.

Dan Cole
May-27-2008, 2:19pm
Buy this mandolin or the chicken dies!

Treblemaker
May-27-2008, 4:26pm
Chicken Kiev Anyone http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/rock.gif

http://www.WorldWideTed.com

Jim Rowland
May-27-2008, 5:40pm
I've been going door to door for a couple of days now,trying to borrow a chicken. I guess I live in the wrong neighborhood.
Jim

Clyde Clevenger
May-27-2008, 6:04pm
I knew Becky could pick the fur of'n a mandolin, didn't know about the feathers.

Austin Clark
May-27-2008, 6:33pm
gee Becky, I notice that wasn't your F5 you and the chicken are playing!!! http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif

johnwalser
May-27-2008, 6:43pm
Chicken Pickin' Good!

Pez D. Spencer
May-27-2008, 8:59pm
Nugget with nuggets.

otterly2k
May-27-2008, 10:19pm
ROFL, Pez!!!

Pez D. Spencer
May-28-2008, 12:39am
I wemt out and bought some chicken nuggets so I could take that pic of them with my Nugget mando, so after the pic I cooked them and ate them. I do not recomend this, they taste awful and now I have an upset lower bout(sp?) you might say. Maybe we should start a thread of pics of your mando with a prime rib, or a Martini.

Gary Hedrick
May-28-2008, 8:47am
Well to add a note of serious discussion to all the puns etc..........What breed of chicken is that. We raise Blue and Black Orpingtons.....(an English breed as I remember).....:D

bgmando
May-28-2008, 11:01am
C that's the way to begin, H, that's the next letter in ...

JimRichter
May-28-2008, 11:19am
Well to add a note of serious discussion to all the puns etc..........What breed of chicken is that. We raise Blue and Black Orpingtons.....(an English breed as I remember).....:D
Gary

You have some great looking chickens. I admired them when I was at your house 2 or 3 years back picking up the mando for Will. Great birds.

Jim

Mark Walker
May-28-2008, 12:22pm
I didn't want to risk the 12-foot chicken crushing my mandolin, and I couldn't get the strap over its head.
(No ladder...)

So here I am, basking in the sunshine with my Silver Angel and the largest chicken in the area.

(And so far, I think the largest one in this thread!) http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

Mark Walker
May-28-2008, 12:26pm
Another view. You can't make it out on the sign in the background, but the restaurant behind me has a special on chicken dinners... http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

(No specials on mandolins however...)

Sure was a nice day for a photo op! (Rare so far this spring in Michigan...)

mandopete
May-28-2008, 12:50pm
"That's a finger-lickin' good mandolin, son!"

delsbrother
May-28-2008, 1:28pm
No one close to Buffalo Brothers??

PhilGE
May-28-2008, 3:54pm
Surely there are Chickens and Tater(bugs) out there somewhere... Would that be Nuggets and Taters? Tots and Taters and Nuggets? Wings and Taters? http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif

atetone
May-28-2008, 7:24pm
I'll try this.

Bill Snyder
May-28-2008, 8:33pm
That photo is from an album put out by "The Colonel".
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1111/1378883974_63c42066cd.jpg

Jared McEntire
May-28-2008, 11:51pm
how about narrating roosters?

<Sorry, had to remove this copyrighted image, and besides, the Disney web site was blocking its display here so no one was going to see it either way.>

Chas Thode
May-29-2008, 1:31am
Have you ever played for a bunch of turkeys?

LateBloomer
May-29-2008, 6:49am
ChasT - what song are you playing? Are those male turkeys showing off for you, or do they feel threated by you http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/rock.gif

Mark Walker
May-29-2008, 7:33am
ChasT - what song are you playing? #Are those male turkeys showing off for you, or do they feel threated by you #http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/rock.gif
Gotta be 'Turkey in the Straw' - wouldn't it?? http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/mandosmiley.gif

MikeEdgerton
May-29-2008, 8:52am
I may have found something in the archives....

Chadah77
May-29-2008, 9:13am
How about this....One of my favorite movies.

Dave Gumbart
Jun-02-2008, 9:47am
This one featured in the classifieds about a year and a half ago helped me score a nice trade for a 1920 Gibson A.

sgarrity
Jun-02-2008, 9:59am
I was looking through this thread the other day when one of my non-musician friends was over at the house. He looked over my shoulder and said, "Mandolins and chickens?? Whatever floats your boat dude!" We are an interesting lot at times!! http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

Jonathan Peck
Jun-04-2008, 3:31pm
not a mandolin...but chicken worthy. I saw Noam the other day and he said that there was a mechanical dragon that was supposed to eat him, except it malfunctioned and knocked over his gear instead. Ouch!

Tracy Ballinger
Jun-05-2008, 11:02pm
not a mandolin...but chicken worthy. I saw Noam the other day and he said that there was a mechanical dragon that was supposed to eat him, except it malfunctioned and knocked over his gear instead. Ouch!
I don't know who Noam is, but it appears he's too chicken to play the mandolin, so he's clucking a banjo instead! Maybe it will spur him on to overcome his fears and he'll come home to roost at the Mandolin Cafe. So is he playing chicken-fingers or Scruggs style?

JEStanek
Jun-06-2008, 7:02am
Noam Pikelny is a very talented banjo player currently with the Punch Brothers. I think they already have the mando position passably filled. He can play a banjo!

Jamie

dan@kins
Jun-06-2008, 11:34am
How can you do nothing but respect a man that plays banjo in a chicken suit. Well, if it were a mandolin I'd follow him into battle. However, even with a banjo I must respect him.

bgmando
Jun-06-2008, 12:04pm
Chicken Man -- he's everywhere he's everywhere.

Patrick Sylvest
Jun-10-2008, 8:17pm
Eat Mor' Chick'n!

http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj237/Papapat1/mandolin_chickencopy.jpg[B]

Bobbie Dier
Jun-14-2008, 10:29am
Getting ready to play for the YFCA. Young Future chickens of America. Not a full house but it's early.

lgc
Jun-24-2008, 9:07pm
I go to play a festival in Chicken AK a few weekends ago. Pretty not bad. Population-17. The wildest place I might have ever been and closest to the middle of nowhere.

MikeEdgerton
Jun-25-2008, 7:42am
Having never heard of Chicken, AK I decided I needed to know where it was and looked it up on Mapquest. This is the result.

JeffD
Jun-25-2008, 9:15am
That photo is from an album put out by "The Colonel".
What a find! That explains a lot. All of you holding your mandolin close to the chicken, can you feel the aversion. None of the chickens appear happy.

I wonder, how is the playing on the album?

stevenmando
Jun-25-2008, 10:13am
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Bobbie Dier
Jun-25-2008, 12:08pm
Chicken, AK. I read they wanted to name the town Ptarmigan but they didn't know how to spell it.

MikeEdgerton
Jun-25-2008, 12:36pm
Chicken, AK. I read they wanted to name the town Ptarmigan but they didn't know how to spell it.
For those so inclined to find out what a Ptarmigan is:

Ptarmigan (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ptarmigan)

man dough nollij
Jun-25-2008, 4:00pm
Well worth the drive to go up the Taylor highway to Eagle. Some beautiful country up there; the Yukon river is epic.

Mando content: I don't play in public yet because I'm too chicken.

Tracy Ballinger
Jun-26-2008, 2:13pm
For those so inclined to find out what a Ptarmigan is:

Ptarmigan (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ptarmigan)
Thanks, I needed that! Who knew the Cafe could be so educational?! http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif

MikeEdgerton
Jun-26-2008, 3:06pm
Well worth the drive to go up the Taylor highway to Eagle. Some beautiful country up there; the Yukon river is epic.
I'm sure it is. I was a bit surprised to see the highway stop before it reached the town. I thought to myself "This place must really be remote".

Harrmob
Jul-27-2008, 10:14pm
Here is the insert of our latest CD. Notice the pic of Bill picking in a chicken coupe in front of his limo.

mandopete
Jul-28-2008, 9:46am
Here is the insert of our latest CD. Notice the pic of Bill picking in a chicken coupe in front of his limo.
That's kinda scary!

Tom C
Aug-04-2008, 9:06am
Meet my new little friends....Playing Chicken Reel to their walking as funny as heck.

Flatiron, Mando Cafe shirt (Can't tell) and Chickens.

danb
Aug-04-2008, 2:30pm
Here is the insert of our latest CD. Notice the pic of Bill picking in a chicken coupe in front of his limo.
He's probably getting poupe on his boutes too?

Harrmob
Aug-04-2008, 2:57pm
That is the smaller, souped up version of the standard chicken pen, with 2 doors; a door on each side, duh.

Jim Garber
Aug-04-2008, 10:58pm
Don't use the term "souped up" around those chickens... they are a little skittish already.

billkilpatrick
Aug-05-2008, 2:46am
... best not to pluck the strings, either.

Mark Walker
Aug-12-2008, 6:48am
That picture of the mandolin in front of the chickens' souped-up coop is really something to crow about.... #http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

Harrmob
Aug-12-2008, 11:02am
"Chicken in a breadpad, in front of a limo, Granny does your dog bite no child no" Sorry, but at least it wasn't a fowl version...

Mark Walker
Aug-12-2008, 1:58pm
Does Dan B. realize the monster he's created here? http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

danb
Feb-28-2009, 12:57pm
Who can guess which member of our community is pictured here?

Scott Tichenor
Feb-28-2009, 12:57pm
That's Mike Edgerton! I'd recognize him anywhere.

danb
Feb-28-2009, 1:00pm
Yes, but who is the guy holding Mike Edgerton..

Scott Tichenor
Feb-28-2009, 1:02pm
:grin:

<runs_away>

JEStanek
Feb-28-2009, 3:23pm
Yes, but who is the guy holding Mike Edgerton..

Snort. LOL.

MikeEdgerton
Feb-28-2009, 7:41pm
Sure, make fun of the chicken.

shadco
Mar-02-2009, 2:30pm
Chicks and mando,

The mando had a good time as did the picker, the chickens not so much.

Bill Snyder
Mar-03-2009, 10:03pm
Those are really big chickens or a really small mandolin. :)

man dough nollij
Mar-03-2009, 10:07pm
'Spoze they're roasted Ostriches? Hmm? :confused:

mandroid
Mar-03-2009, 11:23pm
Thats OK Lee, for you, A mandolins with penguins pose will pass .. ~:>


:popcorn:

Mark Walker
Mar-05-2009, 5:33pm
Here is the insert of our latest CD. Notice the pic of Bill picking in a chicken coupe in front of his limo.

You got all the important stuff in there - a deck of cards, a guitar, mandolin, shotun shell, .22 cartridge, a jar for an adult beverage, and of course Mr. Monroe with his limo and chickens. Looks like a great CD insert! :grin:

crazymandolinist
Mar-05-2009, 7:13pm
I let one of my Seramas guard my mando for the night, since if I let an Orpington do it I'd have a massacre on my hands.

Rick C.
May-11-2009, 6:26pm
Fylde Touchstone, Mandolin Cafe cap, and (introducing) Peckahontas, who was pecking my finger at the time:


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v334/RickC1/peckahontas2.jpg

Tracy Ballinger
May-11-2009, 8:45pm
No mandolins in the picture, but here's me at the age of 2. Does it count since I'm a mandolin player now? ~:>

Austin Clark
May-12-2009, 3:43pm
okay, I couldn't resist....

the old piece of xxxx in the corner of my shop makes a great scratch feeder!
:grin:

Mike Bromley
May-12-2009, 5:34pm
For those so inclined to find out what a Ptarmigan is:

Ptarmigan (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ptarmigan)

A ptarmigan is Ptenguin of the North, with a "T" in place of the tuxedo. Ask Lee.~:>


Well worth the drive to go up the Taylor highway to Eagle. Some beautiful country up there; the Yukon river is epic.

Mando content: I don't play in public yet because I'm too chicken.

That's why Ptarmichicken isn't on the Taylor Highway, Because there's an Eagle there.

danb
May-13-2009, 3:13am
Who can guess which member of our community is pictured here?

by the way folks, that's nugget..

Ronny
May-18-2009, 3:38am
Funny !
My hen has the same colour as my emando ! (orange and red...)

Jason Kessler
May-18-2009, 7:59am
Ronny, that's an album cover.

Ted Eschliman
May-18-2009, 7:18pm
Ronny, that's an album cover.

:) That made me laugh out loud!
It's true, though.

lauri Girouard
Apr-28-2014, 3:36pm
Been looking for an excuse for the last 5 years to bump this thread. My 6 year old RI red hen (pictured) has just requested Cluck Old Hen.

Jim Garber
Apr-28-2014, 3:41pm
Hey Lauri: good match for the color of that mandolin to the RI hen.