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soapycows
Nov-01-2005, 3:36pm
I got this email today from Antonio Banderas, he wants to buy my mandolin off of the classifieds.
Isn't that sweet?
This email stinks worse than Zorro.
read below...

Dear Sir,
I'm Antonio Banderas am inquiring concerning the advert placed on ads
concerning your mandolin because I'm willing to purchase it, so please kindly
get back to me with the present condition, your location and the last price
offer for the mandolin.
Alots of thanks,
Antonio.

dan@kins
Nov-01-2005, 3:44pm
no no no, not another button. . .. toooooo sexy!

John Flynn
Nov-01-2005, 3:51pm
Hey, he already showed he is a great guitar player in Desperado, or was that Esteban standing in as a guitarist double? So the mando would be a logical move. Or perhaps is thinking of a weapon that will fit nicely in a mando case. Or perhaps it is for Melanie for Christmas!

mythicfish
Nov-01-2005, 4:20pm
Ask him if he'd like to buy a bridge ... I know of a nice one in Brooklyn.

Curt

Keith Erickson
Nov-01-2005, 4:21pm
Hey there Howard,

I'm very good friends with Antonio Banderas and he told me that he was very much interested in purchasing your mandolin.

In fact he told me that he was going to send you a check for more than the purchase price just on good faith. When the check clears you send him his mandolin along with the amount that he overpaid you http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

Sir don't worry....

...he's legite http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif

Pedal Steel Mike
Nov-01-2005, 4:35pm
It might possibly be legit. I sold a National Reso guitar to Keith Richards in 1969 (before they were re-issued). I got a call from one of the band's roadies. I thought it was a gag, but it wasn't. The guy drove to my house, picked me up, and took me the studio where they mixing the Let It Bleed LP. I met Mick and Keith and watched the mixdown session. They also gave me free tickets to their upcoming concert. No kidding.

I REALLY enjoyed seeing Keith play my former guitar on stage.

Scott Tichenor
Nov-01-2005, 4:54pm
It's not legit.

He hit ten people in about three minutes and in the process tripped a filter that notified me. I promptly contacted everyone that he replied to, blocked that address and submitted a fraud report to Yahoo. Interestingly, this one came from in the U.S. Pretty weak attempt. Assume he'll be back. Maybe he's shopping for his wife!
http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif

Keith Erickson
Nov-01-2005, 5:16pm
He hit ten people in about three minutes and in the process tripped a filter that notified me.
Hey Scott,

How do you know that he wasn't purchasing 10 different mandolins that he saw here in the classifieds? #http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/rock.gif

After all he is Antonio Banderas and could probably afford to feed his MAS more than most of us could ever afford to.

I bet you that if he was after that Rigel Q-95, there would be know questions asked ;-)

Heck we already have one movie star that lurks around here...

...why not have two http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif

J. Mark Lane
Nov-01-2005, 5:24pm
Maybe he's shopping for his wife!
He can have mine, cheap.

futrconslr
Nov-01-2005, 5:30pm
I didnt realize your wife was for sale....:D

glauber
Nov-01-2005, 5:34pm
no no no, not another button. . .. toooooo sexy!
but... I must! http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

mad dawg
Nov-01-2005, 5:46pm
It's not legit...
Bummer Howard -- for a moment I thought you might have had a trip to a movie set in your future. http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sad.gif

luckylarue
Nov-01-2005, 7:31pm
Maybe he's filming a new movie called "Mandorado".

Ted Eschliman
Nov-01-2005, 10:30pm
I guess I need to put on my moderator hat and remind everybody that it's against official Discussion Board policy (Article XI, Subsection C, Paragraph 2) to engage in the selling of wives in this forum.
(By the way--does anyone know if a Blue Book price resource is available on these?...)

mandopete
Nov-01-2005, 10:37pm
But it's Antonio Banderas fer cryin' out loud!

atetone
Nov-01-2005, 11:59pm
Quote,,,(By the way--does anyone know if a Blue Book price resource is available on these?...)

Ted,,, normally the price is ALL of your money and ALL of your stuff. http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

Bill Snyder
Nov-02-2005, 12:16am
But it's Antonio Banderas fer cryin' out loud!
What band is he with, and do they play bluegrass, newgrass, oldtime......?

J. Mark Lane
Nov-02-2005, 7:44am
I guess I need to put on my moderator hat and remind everybody that it's against official Discussion Board policy (Article XI, Subsection C, Paragraph 2) to engage in the selling of wives in this forum.
What if we're giving them away?

dan@kins
Nov-02-2005, 10:20am
no no no, not another button. . .. toooooo sexy!
but... I must! #http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
glauber, I was beginning to wonder if I was the only one that saw that show. . ..

TommyK
Nov-02-2005, 4:10pm
But it's Antonio Banderas fer cryin' out loud!
You and he have the accent all wrong it's Ahn-toooonio Bahn-derrrres. http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif

JEStanek
Nov-02-2005, 4:23pm
JML, I'll take your wife. In the divorce setlement I'll need to know how many mandos you have (you have some nice new ones as we all now) so I can have her choose the half "she" wants. Thanks, Dude!

Jamie

glauber
Nov-02-2005, 4:28pm
no no no, not another button. . .. toooooo sexy!
but... I must! http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
glauber, I was beginning to wonder if I was the only one that saw that show. . ..
http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif
I was thinking, maybe he wants the mandos to use as "oroments" for his "Christmas train".

J. Mark Lane
Nov-02-2005, 5:25pm
JML, #I'll take your wife. #In the divorce setlement I'll need to know how many mandos you have (you have some nice new ones as we all now) so I can have her choose the half "she" wants. #Thanks, Dude!

Jamie
Hey, you can have all of them. Plus all the guitars. I'll even throw in a (glancing over shoulder) b*nj*!!

Small price to pay, I assure you.

Lee
Nov-02-2005, 5:34pm
Who's Antonio Banderas anyway? I guess I don't watch the right channels.

glauber
Nov-02-2005, 6:01pm
Who's Antonio Banderas anyway? I guess I don't watch the right channels.
A guitar player from Mexico

http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/movies/images/once-mexico.JPG
(the one on the left, i think)

J. Mark Lane
Nov-02-2005, 6:04pm
I think he might have been in a movie or two, as well. #<g>

However, Inigo Montoya could kick his butt.

glauber
Nov-02-2005, 6:06pm
Seriously, he's a Spanish actor (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000104/) who was in such films as Zorro and El Mariachi (did several movies in Spain before coming to the US); was married to actress Melanie Griffith. The picture i posted is from a movie called Once Upon a Time in Mexico.

The thing above about being "too sexy" was from a bizarre skit in the TV program Saturday Night Live, a couple of years ago (or more, maybe) played by Chris Kattan.

Dan Adams
Nov-02-2005, 9:26pm
I'll trade an old Gibson or two for Antonio's wife. What's the big deal, my wife might be glad to get rid of a few mandolins. Now about Antonio's wife movin in... different story? Dan

Eric F.
Nov-02-2005, 9:30pm
Mark, Inigo Montoya could kick ANYONE's butt ... except for the Dread Pirate Roberts, of course. Hmm, I wonder if the man with six fingers could play the mando?

glauber
Nov-02-2005, 10:18pm
I seem to recall Dan Beimborn is the six-fingered man.

glauber
Nov-02-2005, 10:24pm
Oops, sorry, seven-fingered.

http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/uploads/post-5-28005-Gb13_9Chop.jpg

HarmonyRexy
Nov-02-2005, 11:20pm
He would be the stern dude pictures in the middle of the 3 guitar slingers.

I think that he is STILL married to Melanie Griffith... They have got to have been married almost 10 years by now.

If you haven't caught him in his macho or guitar playing roles, he's a Daddy in SpyKids.
Ricardo Montelban is his fictional daddy.

Bill Snyder
Nov-06-2005, 12:36am
he's a Daddy in SpyKids.
Ricardo Montelban is his fictional daddy.
Actually Mr. Montelban is his fictional father-in-law.

HarmonyRexy
Nov-06-2005, 9:36pm
Tonight, we went to see the new Spielberg movie: "Zorro", starring Antonio Banderas. (actually, it was pretty good.)

He's amazing...He's got this new movie, and he's got 'one in the can' that we saw in the previews, "Take The Lead"...... and he still has time to try to buy really cool mandolins!!! http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif He's The Man!

Bill, I guess that you are probably right about Mr. Montelban being his ficitonal father-in-law... I just know that he's the kids grandfather. And the two of them sure do talk alike. I guess I'll check it out the next time the kids want to watch SpyKids 2 or 3. Thanks!

Pacomax
Nov-08-2005, 9:38pm
The one in the middle and this scam offer is quite common, but usually comes from Pakistan [B]http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif

A9cp
Nov-08-2005, 9:59pm
Antonio Banderas buying a mandolin from the classifieds Very odd, very odd indeed.

glauber
Nov-09-2005, 12:12am
Tonight, we went to see the new Spielberg movie: "Zorro", starring Antonio Banderas. (actually, it was pretty good.)

He's amazing...He's got this new movie, and he's got 'one in the can' that we saw in the previews, "Take The Lead"...... and he still has time to try to buy really cool mandolins!!! http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif He's The Man!

Bill, I guess that you are probably right about Mr. Montelban being his ficitonal father-in-law... I just know that he's the kids grandfather. And the two of them sure do talk alike. I guess I'll check it out the next time the kids want to watch SpyKids 2 or 3. Thanks!
Another trivia thing: Ricardo Montalban was in the previous Zorro movie ("The Mark of the Zorro", i think?). He was the villain.