I thought I'd make a play at the dumbest post of the month; I bought a mandocello yesterday, gazed at it lovingly, made some pathetic attempts to familiarise myself with bass clef, made a neurotically minute inspection of every quibbling detail, looked in the thesaurus.
Nightmares though! when I went to sleep I was wracked by dreams of woodworm making huge holes in the soundboard, churning wood dust up onto the surface and wriggling around teasingly in their holes. I finally squashed one, but not before my instrument looked like a swiss cheese.
I am a naturally stressed out nocturnal tooth grinder, I'm curious to know anyone else has had any bizzare mandolin dreams.