An album of mandolin songs for kids: Monroe, Row, Row Your Boat.
Use your mandolin as a tennis raquet: Adam Steffy Graf
I'm stealing this one (slightly modified to fit the topic) from someone on Rhonda Vincent's message board. What do you get if you cross Rhonda Vincent and David Grisman?: Rhondawg
Roads are named after stars all the time, but what if a body of water was named after Mr. Skaggs?: Ricky Lake (That would make a good name for a talkshow host, wouldn't it?)
A mandolin trio of Chris Thile, Butch Baldassari and Dan Tyminski: I don't know, but I sure don't wanna try to spell or pronounce it.
It's "Appalachia," (Apple-at-chuh), like I'm gunna throw an apple atcha' if you correct me again.