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**mrmando** · Jun-20-2007, 4:35pm

Is this what they mean by duo style?

**bradeinhorn** · Jun-20-2007, 4:39pm

"this mandolin literally plays itself"

**JEStanek** · Jun-20-2007, 4:40pm

Another JazzMando Chord.

**RichieK** · Jun-20-2007, 4:40pm

I think I've seen this guys band.. The Chernobyl Mountain Boys.

**tkdboyd** · Jun-20-2007, 4:44pm

And they said marrying your sister was a bad idea.....

**johnwalser** · Jun-20-2007, 4:51pm

Double Stops....No Problem!

**Windflite** · Jun-20-2007, 4:51pm

What else does he have too many of?

**12 fret** · Jun-20-2007, 5:02pm

There were some obvious complications from the operation to separate the Siamese twins

**George R. Lane** · Jun-20-2007, 5:08pm

Eight Strings and eight fingers, what more could you ask for.

**mandroid** · Jun-20-2007, 5:09pm

Disqualified from single handed sailing competitions ,
Jack B. Handy tales up a musical instrument

**John Flynn** · Jun-20-2007, 5:21pm

Jack's playing was limited by the fact that his right hand never knew what his left hands were doing.

**12 fret** · Jun-20-2007, 5:25pm

I shudder to think what the fourth hand is doing

**MikeEdgerton** · Jun-20-2007, 5:29pm

Originally Posted by (12 fret @ June 20 2007, 18:25)

I shudder to think what the fourth hand is doing

We won't go there.

**Romkey** · Jun-20-2007, 5:51pm

Pugsley Addams and Thing show Chris Thile how it's done.

**MASadict** · Jun-20-2007, 6:21pm

The other hand is waiting it's turn at picking, you know rotate every so often to keep a fresh picker.

**swinginmandolins** · Jun-20-2007, 6:28pm

Even with 2 left hands I can't play as fast as Chris Thile

**Doug Edwards** · Jun-20-2007, 7:10pm

This is my newest demented seventh chord.

**John Hill** · Jun-20-2007, 7:38pm

Originally Posted by (RichieK @ June 20 2007, 17:40)

I think I've seen this guys band.. The Chernobyl Mountain Boys.

**Jim Garber** · Jun-20-2007, 7:51pm

Let's give this kid a big hand...

Jim

**JeffD** · Jun-20-2007, 10:00pm

Originally Posted by (MN John @ June 20 2007, 20:38)

Originally Posted by (RichieK @ June 20 2007, 17:40)

I think I've seen this guys band.. The Chernobyl Mountain Boys.

Yea, not all genetic defects are necessarily bad.

**ronlane3** · Jun-21-2007, 8:23am

Now, if my right hand could just keep up, I'd show Steffey and Thile how's it's done.

**Ken Berner** · Jun-21-2007, 8:57am

Just call him "HANDYMAN".

**Rroyd** · Jun-21-2007, 9:03am

Wow! Even more impressive than the guitar player I saw playing with Rose Maddox one time. When they went on break I commented to him that his Telecaster appeared to have a 3/4 sized neck. He said, "Yeah, it does, because my fingers are short and then I've got more." He stuck out his left hand, and, sure enough, it had a thumb and 5 fingers. I watched more carefully after they started again, and he used them all, but 1, 2, and 5 were his "go-to" fingers.

**JEStanek** · Jun-21-2007, 9:05am

Holy Polydactyl, Batman!

**Mark Walker** · Jun-21-2007, 5:34pm

"Do these shirt-sleeves match? This makes choosing my wardrobe before a gig SO difficult!"

"Now which arm is my watch on...?"

"I can tune while I play and never miss a lick!"