Tuned in 5ths

[jefflester]

Krappy Guitars

"THE PUNK ROD is a two stringed instrument, generally tuned to a perfect 5th interval, for ease of playing. Since the instrument is very simple, so is the pricing. All standard models are $75.00 plus shipping. Standard models include SG Rod, Les Rod, X-Club, Axe, Explorer and V-Rods. The pickups are two-polepiece and hand wound with approximately 9000 turns. More complex models such as the Swiss Army Rod have a $25.00 upcharge for additional intricacy. For example, the Swiss Army model has special attachments. These allow the user to activate a swing out beer holder and ashtray."




Mando-Cittern doubleneck:

[mandroid]

5ths of a fine singlemalt is the right family..
fun lookin #designs # ... # #the clear plastic toilet seat body #is a showpiece..

cousins the Viola, Cello and Violin,

But as with any family breeding mutations happen

case in point banjo-mandolins

[Joel Glassman]

I'd call the "axe" a Heavy Metal Mountain Dulcimer Bass #