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    My first mandolin - What do you think?
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    $7000 for a Calton case with 15' wheels & a bulldog hitch.....you gotta be kidding!!

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    Is this the new Distressed Master Model?

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    Ah! must thou char the wood 'ere thou canst limn with it ?
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    "A little to the left...Easy..... Watch yer fingers!"

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    Are you taking it in the bank for a title search? Did you get the 3.9% financing or were you forced to use the higher RV rate?

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    Are you sure it will fit in the safety deposite box..........

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    Damn.......the bass player got his in the door by himself...!

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    Somebody take the dolly & go get my pick......!

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    "The giants will never miss this." #

    For those who missed the reference, this was an often used line in the old "Land of the Giants" TV series in the late 60's. The humans in the drama survived by stealing giant-sized stuff from the giants without getting caught. They would take the stuff and adapt it for thier use. A giant needle became a spear, giant thread became rope, etc.




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    "Really Big Tone... Tons of chop and the highs are to die for... a real banjo killer!"

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    Customer~ "My mandolin has a terrible buzz that I can't seem to get rid of. What do you think the problem could be?"

    Repairman~ "Bring her in and let me look at 'er"

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    Putting it away is for the best honey.....ever since that E string broke & decapitated the banjo player the rest the band won't let me play it!

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    I'm here Charlie! I'd like a real flowerpot inlayed.

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    What do you mean 3 years for a varnish finish !?!?!?!

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    I'm glad that ATM is handy to pay for my new "Red Henry" bridge.

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    You know what they say about guys with big mandos....

    Big picks....


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    Don't scratch it!!....I knew I should of ordered that gigbag from Goodyear.......
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    "It's not the size that counts -- it's how you play it."
    Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?

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    "They weren't kidding…these things really "open up" after you break 'em in"

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    Just in stock! Chernobyl mandos.

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    No wonder Dudenbostel's waiting list is 7 years long!

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    Presenting the new "Andre the Giant" Signature model…distressed, distended, and discomforting…but the most mandolin for the money!

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    "welcome to the Troy banjo store, Is that trojan mandolin a present for us?"

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    "World's Smallest Mandolin Player Sighted Yesterday"

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    "Hi, we'd like to buy a couple of banjos to paddle our mandolin down the snake river"

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