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    Re: Let's hear your BEST musical joke?

    What do viola players use for birth control?
    Their personalities.


    The Irish gave the Scots bagpipes as a joke. They still haven't gotten it...



    Dena
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    Re: Mando-inspired Haiku

    Our poor mandolins,
    Pegs sadly slipping while we
    Pursue other joys...


    Dena
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    Re: Mando-inspired Haiku

    Watermelons, heat--
    Sudden thunders delights us;
    Mandolins must wait...


    Dena
  4. Re: Is your mandolin a "prized possession?

    When the tornado sirens go off, the things that go with me to my "safe place" are my dogs, my violin and my mandolin.

    Dena
  5. Re: Tempo -- How fast do you take "The Pinch of Snuff"?

    Kevin Burke plays it at 112 (cut time) on the CD If the Cap Fits.


    Dena
  6. Re: Ukulele the starter instrument -- You?

    In junior high I was a member of an all-girl ukulele band called The Deserets. We got in big trouble at a Campfire Girl conference for playing Hey Jude instead of Hava Nagila...never did get my...
  7. Re: Left Hand Strength For Female Mandolin Players?

    Try this exercise: place your hand on a flat surface with the fingers curved. With the thumb and other fingers staying put, tap your index finger 20 times as rapidly as you can. Do this with each...
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    Re: Mando-inspired Haiku

    Fatt-dad,


    If 'twere still alive
    That plump and yummy beefsteak
    Would (with salt) be yours...


    Thanks! Dena
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    Re: Mando-inspired Haiku

    A sad mando dirge
    For almost ripe tomato
    Killed by sudden hail...



    Dena
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    Re: Mandolin nightmare

    I thought back on the dream to remember what his voice sounded like. Deep and melodious but no noticeable accent...if anything, that curious westcoast "accentless" accent (I'm sure that would have...
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    Re: Mandolin nightmare

    My dream involved a very old and beautiful violin I was considering purchasing: I was playing this violin in a symphony and much to my surprise, Leopold Stowkowski was the guest conductor. I was...
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    Re: Mando-inspired Haiku

    Upper strings sound bells,
    Lower, the Carol--Christmas
    Mandolins begin...
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    Re: What's in your CD Player right now?

    For all y'all Okies out there--driving back from the OIBF in Guthrie tonight with friends and a new Byron Berline CD cranked loud, I didn't realize I was driving in time to the music through the...
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    Re: What's in your CD Player right now?

    The Byron Berline Band--My Oklahoma
  15. Sticky: Re: Invitation for users to use their real name

    Please change dmarie to Dena Haselwander. Thanks!
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    Re: Mando-inspired Haiku

    Weber Yellowstone:
    My small music room sounds like
    A huge concert hall...




    Dena
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    Horse hair and sheep guts-- Witchy sounding...

    Horse hair and sheep guts--
    Witchy sounding brew; who knew
    Music would ensue?




    Dena
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    Life in junior high Makes life in "Hell's...

    Life in junior high
    Makes life in "Hell's deepest pit"
    Seem like sweet Eden...



    Dena
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    Robert Frost: Whose mando is this? I think...

    Robert Frost:


    Whose mando is this?
    I think I know--he left it
    Here out in the snow...



    Dena
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    Dr Seuss: One chord, two chord, build A new...

    Dr Seuss:

    One chord, two chord, build
    A new chord--red flame, gold flame,
    Chords that you can't tame...


    Dena
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    Ted, you win!  How are you even smiling?? ...

    Ted, you win! #How are you even smiling??



    Dena
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    On the roof of my school. A dare from my students...

    On the roof of my school. A dare from my students to really be a "Fiddler on the Roof"...


    Dena
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    Jim Reeves: "Hello, mandolin, Nice to play...

    Jim Reeves:


    "Hello, mandolin,
    Nice to play ya, it's been a
    Long time...since I did...


    Dena
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    Edward Lear: "There once was a man-- D'oh!...

    Edward Lear:


    "There once was a man--
    D'oh! I can't do limericks!
    Form ruins the rhythm..."


    Dena
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    Joyce Kilmer: "I think that I shall Always...

    Joyce Kilmer:


    "I think that I shall
    Always see: that mandolins
    Come from lovely trees..."



    Dena
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