What do viola players use for birth control?
Their personalities.
The Irish gave the Scots bagpipes as a joke. They still haven't gotten it...
Dena
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What do viola players use for birth control?
Their personalities.
The Irish gave the Scots bagpipes as a joke. They still haven't gotten it...
Dena
Our poor mandolins,
Pegs sadly slipping while we
Pursue other joys...
Dena
Watermelons, heat--
Sudden thunders delights us;
Mandolins must wait...
Dena
When the tornado sirens go off, the things that go with me to my "safe place" are my dogs, my violin and my mandolin.
Dena
Kevin Burke plays it at 112 (cut time) on the CD If the Cap Fits.
Dena
In junior high I was a member of an all-girl ukulele band called The Deserets. We got in big trouble at a Campfire Girl conference for playing Hey Jude instead of Hava Nagila...never did get my...
Try this exercise: place your hand on a flat surface with the fingers curved. With the thumb and other fingers staying put, tap your index finger 20 times as rapidly as you can. Do this with each...
Fatt-dad,
If 'twere still alive
That plump and yummy beefsteak
Would (with salt) be yours...
Thanks! Dena
A sad mando dirge
For almost ripe tomato
Killed by sudden hail...
Dena
I thought back on the dream to remember what his voice sounded like. Deep and melodious but no noticeable accent...if anything, that curious westcoast "accentless" accent (I'm sure that would have...
My dream involved a very old and beautiful violin I was considering purchasing: I was playing this violin in a symphony and much to my surprise, Leopold Stowkowski was the guest conductor. I was...
Upper strings sound bells,
Lower, the Carol--Christmas
Mandolins begin...
For all y'all Okies out there--driving back from the OIBF in Guthrie tonight with friends and a new Byron Berline CD cranked loud, I didn't realize I was driving in time to the music through the...
The Byron Berline Band--My Oklahoma
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Weber Yellowstone:
My small music room sounds like
A huge concert hall...
Dena
Horse hair and sheep guts--
Witchy sounding brew; who knew
Music would ensue?
Dena
Life in junior high
Makes life in "Hell's deepest pit"
Seem like sweet Eden...
Dena
Robert Frost:
Whose mando is this?
I think I know--he left it
Here out in the snow...
Dena
Dr Seuss:
One chord, two chord, build
A new chord--red flame, gold flame,
Chords that you can't tame...
Dena
Ted, you win! #How are you even smiling??
Dena
On the roof of my school. A dare from my students to really be a "Fiddler on the Roof"...
Dena
Jim Reeves:
"Hello, mandolin,
Nice to play ya, it's been a
Long time...since I did...
Dena
Edward Lear:
"There once was a man--
D'oh! I can't do limericks!
Form ruins the rhythm..."
Dena
Joyce Kilmer:
"I think that I shall
Always see: that mandolins
Come from lovely trees..."
Dena