Suggest a caption for this photo

[Scott Tichenor]

Cats... everything on their terms. Please suggest a caption for this photo. NOTE: best caption wins a Mandolin Cafe ball cap on the house.

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[Hal Loflin]

Back away from that mandolin and put some food in my bowl!

[mandodan1960]

The Photo does not show for me !

[JeffD]

"No Bach! No TIME magazine! Pay attention to ME!"

[Nelson Peddycoart]

Those had better not be gut strings on that violin, dude!

[Dan_dolin]

"You told me I was too heavy, so I thought I'd get on the scales!" :^)

[AlanN]

"Allright, allright, I'll play 'Catnip (Natcip)' already! Now, will you move?"

[MikeEdgerton]

I'm still gonna go with:

You said "On the paper!" I'm on the paper!

[roscoestring]

ENOUGHHHH with the banjo already!
A cat can only stand so much "Salty Dog".

[Scott Tichenor]

NOTE: best caption gets a free Mandolin Cafe ball cap of their color choice, on the house.

[Ted Eschliman]

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
Robert Heinlein.

[Kevin K]

"You practiced with the book enough, let's see what you remember....."

[Treblemaker]

Duz I really has to play all deeze Purrpegio's?

[JeffD]

Enuf bach. You play chuck berry now.

[Treblemaker]

Walts? You call dat a Waltz?

[journeybear]

That was perfect, purrrfect. Now feed me!

No, not "tuner" - TUNA!!!

Yeah, I know I look like I care, but really - I just had to get away from the dog.

Was that a mouse squeaking? Oh, it was just you!

Practice all you want, all you're good for is opening cans. So, how about it?

I've heard Mike Marshall play. I am not impressed.

Yeah, I know I look like I care, but really ...

[Paul Dorman]

The Tabs...The Tabs...Where are the Tabs

[45ACP-GDLF5]

Are these the tabs for "Cat Scratch Fever?"

[Geoff B]

"You can play something else today."
or
"You can have this back when I'm done"

[mculliton123]

Well, ain't this The Cats Meow.

[Ryk]

Okay ... you've got the left hand down .... with the right ... try rotating the pick a little more.

[Onesound]

"I've about had enought of all this 'Dawg' music, David!"

[sunburst]

Humans and their music and stuff! I'll just have to straighten out his priorities and remind him there's a cat here!

[Willieee]

Okay, this is cross-pollination with the Limerick thread, but here goes:


My chart was all covered with feline
The chart was just treble - no bass line
This was the cat’s way of saying that
Despite my hot playing
She preferred bass from a fish line.

(someone can submit a haiku entry now, too)

[Bob Andress]

- Oh, you said SHEET music? I so sorry. -

[gypsy1]

You’re NOT playing it right! Look right HERE! Now play it AGAIN and this time concentrate!

[Josh Kaplan]

Paul beat me to it, but maybe, "I'm a tabby and I only read Tab."

[Nelson Peddycoart]

Know any Cat Stevens?

[Denny Gies]

I told you before that I can't play an F#dim so quit buggin' me.

[Jim MacDaniel]

"I'm not moving until you play 'The Mouse in the Jug'."

[evanreilly]

"I thought they were mouse poops, not quarter notes!"

[rohan]

:whistling:Look at the mando on that one.

[LKN2MYIS]

No! THIS is where the paws (pause) goes!"

[tr6drvr]

I think I found that mistake in Nashville Cats, right here.

[roscoestring]

NO! I told you to stop peeping. I haven't gotten the lyrics written down yet. But I will tell you the name of it.
"The Day The Mouse Ran Through The Cat House".
It's a true story you know.

[SHORTY]

I gotta hide this Banjo music.

[fred d]

Kitty checking the key

[Steve Ostrander]

Once more, with feline!

[mlhsquared]

A great Mewsician knows the score!

[papa willie]

FFCP doesn't mean four finger closed position. It means feed famished cat promptly!

[Terry Braund]

That was purrrr-fect. Now play it without looking!

[Tom C]

Ahhh, The new arrangement of 'Meow Mix'

[Steve-o]

Cease and desist with the mandolin Bach-analia or I'll go cat-atonic on you.

[NickAlberty]

I would sleep in the case, but you closed it!

[Jim Garber]

Please suggest a catshun for this photo. NOTE: best catshun wins a Mandolin Cafe ball cat on the mouse.

[Randolph]

Cool! Just one more clam and its dinnertime.

[Skip]

I dont want to to hear Alley Cat again and no I wont get off your sheet music!!!

[JeffD]

"Tabby Cat not use notashun"

[Mandoblab]

Hey, there's too many dots anyway. I'm just trying to save you from yourself!

[JEStanek]

Hey diddle dando
said the cat to the mando
As the tunes rang out in the room
The little Taffy laughed to hear such fun
And the food dish ran away with the spoon.

Not very original.

"I sorry I eatz ur Blu chip."

Jamie

[bratsche]

"The gigue is up - now feed me!"

Where did you get that picture? Is that your cat, Scott? The photo gives me strong deja vu, as the cat is as close a body double as any I've seen for my long-departed friend, who was also ironically with me when I first studied that piece....

bratsche, fondly remembering her sweet Ivan

[Tre' mellow]

"Your lightbulb's a little dim...let's try again from the 4th measure, and remember, we're in F...as in "Fancy Feast!""

[CES]

Oh, you're in my way again...

[journeybear]

You think I'm cute now, you should see me in a Mandolin Café baseball cap!


Ahhh, The new arrangement of 'Meow Mix'

Beieve it or not: That was sung by Sheryl Crow, :disbelief: back in her jingle-singer days. That's what she said, and who am I to disagree?

[Willieee]

Sheet music? Cat ain't no part a nuthin' ...

[Fred Young]

" I Thought he was a goner! But the Cat Come Back! "

[LKN2MYIS]

Mewsic to my ears!

[CES]

Mmmm...supper.

(No cats were harmed in the making of this caption. I have never eaten cat and have no intention to do so. This is a bad joke going back to my days with a college roommate from a country that will at this time remain nameless. I like cats and their aloofness. All the meow mix talk got me going and I couldn't help it...man, a mandolin cafe ballcap may help shield me from the sun that clearly caused me to post such a tasteless (no pun intended) comment, likely fueled by dehydration...)

[MandoNicity]

Enuffz Bach already, Feed Me! ;)

[Steve-o]

I got a good lick and a hairball to go with it.

[D C Blood]

"I couldn't learn to read it, but at least I'll get some use out of it..."

[bobrem]

If you quit the banjo, I'll stop peeing in your garden.

[Mike Black]

Because I Can.

[JEStanek]

Mike Black's comment may be the closest to true cat nature. I'll add, Because I'm compelled to lay here. I've never met a cat that isn't compelled to sit on a piece of paper lying alone in the middle of a space.

Jamie

[johnwalser]

Listen to me.......this passage still needs a softer touch!

[Mandopotter]

Meow?

[mandomama]

I said I wanted tab for this music- not tabby.

[Stanley Cox]

Cat on A Hot Ten Arpegios

Stanley

[Dave Greenspoon]

Score one for the cat!

[delsbrother]

That's not how Thile does it.

[BRaySims]

It's bluegrass you don't need sheet music!!!!

[fatt-dad]

Nice, nice, very nice.

f-d

[journeybear]

Do you mind? I'm trying to catch a nap here.

You bring out that accordion I'm outa here!

Bb? Good luck with that!

[Jim Abrams]

No way, I ain't moving 'til I see an adequate catenza!

[Amandalyn]

We don't need no stink'in sheet music... Just tabbylature with a light attack.

[Pete Braccio]

Why are you looking at me like that? Is there some problem here?

[stevie]

I tot i taw a puddy tab!!!!!!!!

[Mike Snyder]

"You can never get silence anywhere these days, have you noticed?"
B. Ferry

[Nigel Matthews]

... and I'm Caterina Lichtenberg!

[Tom Humphreys]

"Don't make eye contact! Don't look at him and maybe he'll take that !@##@%^$#! mandolin back to the basement!"

[Paul Cowham]

Why do you have to play the mandolin all the time, I hate dawg music....

[Paul Cowham]

"I've about had enought of all this 'Dawg' music, David!"

shucks, I hadn't seen that post..

how about:
Quit playing this dawg music I want moggy mountain breakdown, that's what I call meowsic....

[craig.collas]

'quit baching it makes me nervous'

[MANDOCAT]

Cats... everything on their terms. Please suggest a caption for this photo. NOTE: best caption wins a Mandolin Cafe ball cap on the house.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs517.ash1/30465_474842739096_153236709096_6262948_8292528_n. jpg:mandosmiley: Looks like Bach! Wheres my mandolin?

[tstackho]

Yeah, so I'm a Tab(y)-cat sitting on notation, whaddya gonna do about it?

[tstackho]

Play it with more feline...

[tstackho]

You find my litterbox, I'll get off your music...

[Aldo]

Hey, that ain't Bluegrass!!!!!

[Fretboard Toolbox]

"I'll move if you give me a Bach scratch..."


Scott

[Scott Tichenor]

She's moving around. I think she may have her sights set on taking over the web site next...

60052

[Jim Gallaher]

You want purr-fection? THIS is purr-fection!

[Stephen Cagle]

"Ok, I will only say this one more time". "Look at my paw!" "1st finger on the E string".

[Jon Hall]

Thanks...I needed this.

[Paul Cowham]

If only cats had been written by Andrew Lloyd Loar Weber there might have been some mando content...

[Dan Hoover]

1-Go away!! it's not finished yet..
2-What Bridge? i don't see no bridge..
3-Again! with the Three Blind Mice? that ain't no part of nothin...

[mandopixie]

I know what a rest is, and I'm sitting right on one.

[mandopixie]

Don't look at me in that tone of voice. It smells a funny color. Stop bugging me and go read your TIME magazine.

[Baron Collins-Hill]

all those 16th notes can get overwhelming. let me help.

[Treblemaker]

To play this chart purrfectly you need to use the catatonic scale.

[mandopixie]

The name's Kathmandu - pronounced 'Cat-mando'.

[catmandu2]

The name's Kathmandu - pronounced 'Cat-mando'.

Cat-man-(do) was taken...so I settled ;)

I've had two of those a tabby-points, Scott; named Ling and Mauvais, respectively.

[Jim MacDaniel]

"Connect the dots: I demand your attention!"

[journeybear]

And nowww - the rest of the story.

There's something fishy in those scales, but it's not very tasty.

I don't mean to sound catty, but you need to practice more.

[Adam McKillip]

Purrrrrfect... Now that you've memorized it, play faster!

[mandomedic]

I'll think about all those arpurrgios...

[Spgmando]

Hey Scott! Whose got your tab now?

[Randi Gormley]

No. So there.

[Mandolincelli]

Cat-etude.

[journeybear]

Schumann - fine. Schoenberg - well, OK. Schrödinger - NO!

[delsbrother]

What a fine piece of music... for me to poop on!

[mandopixie]

see below..

[mandopixie]

Cat-etude.

Good one, Mandolincelli!

[catmandu2]

What a fine piece of music... for me to poop on!

Yes, yes...Grey Poupon!

Is this the name of said cat, could it be?
Surely tis better than Old Deuteronomy!
And this elegent score, so perfect, so pure
Moves me in my feline ways--I shall hurl

And I will entertain any double entendre
quip, repartee, or onomatopoeia
But pee ya, I shan't, for banjo skins and catgut strings
Are not a few of my favorite things..

[Steven Todd]

"Cat Scan"...........it's obvious!

[EdHanrahan]

Play that song that the big birdies wrote about me! You know, the one that goes like:

"You can't hide...
your Lion Eyes..."

[Jim MacDaniel]

"I know you strive to be as authentic as possible when playing period music, but those strings better not be catgut."

[richardbradford]

Cat...The banjo of the animal kingdom...

[chip]

His name is Monet, and he's baroque....

[Ed Goist]

From the Lifestyle Section
New York, NY: "Cats...Everything on their terms", the latest full orchestra composition by Avant Garde American composer Philip Glass might be considered unusual even for Glass. To be properly performed, a domestic, short-haired cat must be precisely positioned on the sheet music of each musician in the orchestra for the piece's entire 90 minutes, so as to display only the notes necessary to play the piece. As a result, at the piece's premiere at Carnegie Hall last weekend, a cat wrangler was assigned to each musician in the Philharmonic. Amazingly, the performance went off with neither hitch nor cat fight, and the capacity audience responded quite positively to the performance. Neither Glass, nor the pictured feline, were available for comment at press time. An encore performance with The Boston Pops is scheduled for mid-August.

[chip]

"Tabby or not Tabby"...

[gypsy1]

Thank God your not playing violin...

[HddnKat]

In response to Chip -- " I am NOT baroque, and don't no one start talking about fixin' nothin' 'round here!!"

For my caption

"Finger picks? Keep hassling me and I'll show you MY finger picks!!"

[mandopixie]

Cat...The banjo of the animal kingdom...
Excellent :))

[Orrin Star]

Staff cat.

[Sitka]

Silence! I Keell you!

[sunburst]

I just thought of another:

Notationy, not tabby, I'll have you know!

[dt in ky]

this is a warm little number

[CatmanBlue]

Cats... everything on their terms. Please suggest a caption for this photo. NOTE: best caption wins a Mandolin Cafe ball cap on the house.

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I'll need a hot tin roof to pick this one...

[CatmanBlue]

We'll need a hot tin roof to pick this one...

[journeybear]

This is sheet music. What you are doing is something else!






(I can't believe this is still going on. We must not have hit upon anything that really floats Scott's boat. Oh, the doubt, the self-loathing, the horror! We may think we're hilarious, but we must really suck! :crying: )

[ilovemyF9]

"Do you also have this in TAB-ey?"

[journeybear]

Love to eat them mousies
Mousies what I love to eat
Bite they little heads off
Nibble on they tiny feet

With many apologies to B. Kliban (I've always thought of this as a blues):

[catmandu2]

"I hates mieces! More than anything!

...well, and cliches too. I hates mieces, and cliches!"

[catmandu2]

"Dude...I'm a cat. Don't you have mandolins to play, or something...?

Heavens to Murgatroyd...you humans with your balding heads really must need a ball cap!"

[Scott Tichenor]

"You told me I was too heavy, so I thought I'd get on the scales!" :^)

Making the selection in the next few minutes. This one is in the running to win.

[Scott Tichenor]

Once more, with feline!

This is another finalist. Like this one. Clever.

[Scott Tichenor]

"The gigue is up - now feed me!"

Where did you get that picture? Is that your cat, Scott? The photo gives me strong deja vu, as the cat is as close a body double as any I've seen for my long-departed friend, who was also ironically with me when I first studied that piece....

bratsche, fondly remembering her sweet Ivan

Another clever finalist. So many good ones!

[catmandu2]

Making the selection in the next few minutes. This one is in the running to win.

Quick!...I'm googling something with wry literary reference...uh...uh....something mendacious....uh...uh...has to do with cats....well...felines really....and, uh....

uh...uh...hot tin roof...ball cap on the house....uh....baldling, scalding, ball cap, cat, cat, cat tails, nine lives...Skimbleshanks, Skimbleshanks...what rhymews with Skimbleshanks?!!! :crying: (pant, pant...)

[Scott Tichenor]

All three above are excellent. Actually, many of them were very good.

I hereby award a free Mandolin Cafe ball cap on the house to:

Dan_dolin
Steve Ostrander
bratsche (this is Bach's Dm Gigue, so clever reference helped)

If those three winners will PM their mailing address to me I'll get your cap on the way soon. Khaki, Olive, Charcoal and Red. However, out of red and charcoal (just out yesterday on the latter) but have a replacement shipment coming this Friday. Will simply hold on until I have all in stock to get you what you'd like.

Thanks to everyone for playing along.

[Pez D. Spencer]

There is a paws five bars from the end.

[man dough nollij]

Clarice is a very well trained tabby. This is her "be flat".

[journeybear]

Give it a rest already!

[catmandu2]

Give it a rest already!

...fur pete's sake!

[stevenmando]

A PURRRRRRRRRRR fect pitzicato

[journeybear]

It's the thread that just ... won't ... die ..................

[Jim MacDaniel]

Clarice is a very well trained tabby. This is her "be flat".

But her claws B#

[JEStanek]

see post 138 (http://www.mandolincafe.com/forum/showthread.php?63480-Suggest-a-caption-for-this-photo&p=815457&viewfull=1#post815457)

[journeybear]

I'm pretty sure you meant #139, though #138 is a good read ... :grin:

[chip]

Tabby or not Tabby should have won...it was just to deep I guess....I mean come on...that was ####### brilliant....I should have put 2b or not 2b I guess....Imaybe then someone would have got it....I just don't know...is my intellect just that advanced...geez...a tabby on tablature...geez...come on Scott...geez...:grin:

[JeffD]

Prize or no prize, this was a fun thread. We should do more mandolin / music related suggest-a-captions.

[chip]

That was fun...it really just scratched the surface of what is possible on the cafe'......

[catmandu2]

That was fun...it really just scratched the surface of what is possible on the cafe'......

Okay then...let's play! :)


Here's my caption:

"Dang it man! I wanted that ball cap!..."


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[JEStanek]

I'm reasonably sure that's not the direction Scott (or us Mods) want to go or Police next...

Jamie

[man dough nollij]

see post 138 (http://www.mandolincafe.com/forum/showthread.php?63480-Suggest-a-caption-for-this-photo&p=815457&viewfull=1#post815457)

Bad puns transcend hats, Jamie.

[journeybear]

The cat (thread) keeps coming back ... :crying:

But the cat came back the very next day,
The cat came back, we thought he was a goner
But the cat came back; it just couldn't stay away ....





Why??? :crying:

Ain't no more caps to give away ... ain't nothin' to see here .. move along, now ... move along ...


:whistling:

[JEStanek]

No no. Post 138 is when the contest was officially over. People are doing talent show acts after Ms. America has been crowned with her tiara... I mean cap! Play on... but just with the photos provided please.

Feel free to start a new thread with a new photo.

Jamie

[catmandu2]

removed image. J. Stanek

I'm reasonably sure that's not the direction Scott (or us Mods) want to go or Police next...

Jamie

Right. Too much wine agin, I guess..

[JeffD]

Feel free to start a new thread with a new photo.

Jamie

I should have been more clear, this is what I intended.

[emstosich]

Cats... everything on their terms. Please suggest a caption for this photo. NOTE: best caption wins a Mandolin Cafe ball cap on the house.

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I told you I don't like to lay on music in this key!

[Mark Robertson-Tessi]

"I'm learning this piece by osmosis"

[hippieway]

Cats... everything on their terms. Please suggest a caption for this photo. NOTE: best caption wins a Mandolin Cafe ball cap on the house.

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purrfectly played

[journeybear]

Youse guys! :mad: Well, knock yourselves out, just remember the contest is over. :))

And hitting Reply With Quote means you copy the photo as well, unless you edit the quoted part.

I dunno - seemed obvious to me, but maybe not to everybody ... :whistling:

[bratsche]

Some people only read the first post of a thread to find out what it's about before replying - which, in this case, didn't mention any submission deadline, unfortunately...

bratsche

[journeybear]

Hey hey hey - no gloating! :) :grin: :))

Be that as it may ... congratulations! And for recognizing (what one could see of) the piece as a gigue - very sharp. ;)

[mandocrucian]

"Piss on Paganini"

[bratsche]

Hey hey hey - no gloating! :) :))

Be that as it may ... congratulations! And for recognizing (what one could see of) the piece as a gigue - very sharp. ;)

It's not merely "a" gigue, but The gigue... making my caption all the more apropos. :)

What, me gloat? Moi? :disbelief:

Hey, it's the only contest I've won since I was about 16... cut me some slack!

Are there many mando folks in the Keys? Sometimes I wonder if we're an endangered species in Florida! LOL

bratsche

[journeybear]

... Hey, it's the only contest I've won since I was about 16... cut me some slack!

Slack cheerfully cut. :grin: Hey, at least you won something. I never won anything until I was over 30, and then it was a Yugoslavian calculator I got as a door prize at a company Christmas party. :crying:

I know I would have won a hat with the enormous number of extremely high quality witticisms I offered, except I already won one once, and it's only fair to share the wealth. :whistling:


... Are there many mando folks in the Keys? Sometimes I wonder if we're an endangered species in Florida! LOL


There used to be a couple others. One guy left town, one guy died, that leaves me. :) I'm not kidding.

Cribbing from old stage banter:

Guitarist: He's the best mandolin picker in the whole ... (dramatic pause) .. island.
Me: Well, there is that one guy who sleeps under the Cow Key Bridge - and I drop off a six-pack every day to keep him there.

(Note: Cow Key Channel is the last bit of water you cross before getting to Key West. Cow Key (nka Stock Island) was named for its use as grazing land in the olden days.)

Anyway, I did join the Northern Florida Social Group, which debated a bit before permitting admittance to a SoFla rapscallion, but I haven't participated too much in any of the SGs I've joined. BTW & FWIW, I never played so much country music before I came down here. A lot of people who drive down are from the South and like their country music. I don't mind too much, as long as it's not Top 40; keeps me from having to play quite so much Jimmy Buffett! :))

[bratsche]

Woo-hoo and hey hey! Got this in the mail today!
My great new charcoal, go-with-anything and any-color-cat Mandolin Cafe cap!

Thanks again, Scott & your feline friend! :grin:

[JEStanek]

Nice, Bratsche. Kitty looks so happy to be photographed. (Just like my kitties).

Jamie

[journeybear]

Yes, we want to see the photo taken five seconds later, in which kitty atacks! :)) Hope you survived! :)

[Carolie]

I couldn't resist adding one more........(here goes)

Why did you stop playing?

[bratsche]

Nice, Bratsche. Kitty looks so happy to be photographed. (Just like my kitties).
Jamie


Yes, we want to see the photo taken five seconds later, in which kitty atacks! :)) Hope you survived! :)

Ha ha! Never stereotype cats. This one's our mellowest, living out on our screened patio since last Feb., when somebody dumped him in the street after neutering and declawing him, and he let me take about ten pictures to get one that was good enough (of me)!

The other nine who live indoors, all (finally) adults, range from several formerly homeless and unwanted, on-their-way-to-the-shelter kittens, to a brother and sister from a feral mom's 2 subsequent litters where we used to live, to a mom cat from this neighborhood and her daughter and step-daughter (the latter being an orphan who was dropped off here by someone who knew we had a nursing mama), to a very badly injured baby kitten left for dead at 4 weeks of age, for whom we got to play Good Samaritan (and who is now our most spoiled little princess, who sleeps between us in bed!). And that's not even counting the 6 who are no longer with us, and the 4 other kittens of Mama's who we found new homes for... every cat has a completely unique and different purr-sonality, from laid-back to lunatic and everything in between; and we've got bits of it all right here!
:))

bratsche :disbelief:

[journeybear]

Well, it's the look on his face, and also Scott's cat's, who started it all. I realize we're anthropomorphizing here (ie, interpreting the cat's expression in human terms), but they both look like they would say, if they could, "Just leave me the %&$# alone! I was fine till you came along and stuck that thing in my face." :))

[bratsche]

I understand big words. ;) Dunno how the felines perceive "that thing in stuck in my face", but the high point of this fellow's life is surely human attention. When I go out there on the patio, he follows around in my footsteps and goes into an ecstatic purring frenzy. He loves to be picked up and held more than all but one of our other cats. Sometimes he will gently nip at my heels to make me pay more attention to him.

That's why I had to let him stay - (he literally found our house, came into the garage and sat just outside the door to the inside, persistently calling for someone until I opened the door - he just knew our home was a cat-friendly one, and I swear we have an invisible neon sign over it that only cats can see!) It broke my heart that someone could just toss out such a big sweetie, especially after leaving him utterly defenseless like that. He doesn't seem to mind the camera. He's more curious about it than anything.

bratsche

[journeybear]

Oh, I get it. Absolutely. He may be having the time of his life, but he just looks so ... serious or P.O.'d or something like. That's what I meant by my big word - we tend to read animals' faces by human standards, and although I don't exactly see big smiles on either your or Scott's cat's faces, they may indeed be feeling quite jolly. I'm just going with the funny. It's funnier that way. ;)

[Mandoviol]

Love to eat them mousies
Mousies what I love to eat
Bite they little heads off
Nibble on they tiny feet

With many apologies to B. Kliban (I've always thought of this as a blues):





For some reason I always envisioned Tiny Tim or Leon Redbone singing it.

[Tommy Preston]

How 'bout "Cats In The Cradle"..??

[n0ukf]

I know I'm a little late on this...

Hey, my mattress is a little flat