The work of F5 Journal?

[AlanN]

AIKEN, South Carolina (AP) -- A robber who used a rusty pitchfork to stick up a bank got away -- and so far, finding him has been like looking for a needle in a haystack.

Now, we know F5 Journal is a "desperate little man", but would he go this far?
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[Joe Parker]

Have you priced a Loar lately? Let's see now-where did I put my pruning shears? There they are! Gotta Go-banks close at 4!

JPP