What's Your Favorite Spoof Verse to Salty Dog

[patsites]

I've Sam Bush perform this song several times and he always seems to bust out a new verse, either on the spot, or I've just never heard it before.

What's your favorite spoof verse, either your own or by an artist or band to Salty Dog?

The latest from Sammy is.... "two old men sittin in the grass, one sticks his finger up the other ones .......Honey, let me be your salty dog.

[Bruce Evans]

I like possum.
I like grits.
I like girls with
great big... eyes.
Honey, let me be your salty dog.

I love you in blue and
I love you in red. But I
Love you the most when your in
Blue.
Honey, let me be your salty dog.

[levin4now]

........man, way back there was a big thread on this, with verse after verse written. i didn't know the song yet even. I remember something about

...two old maids sitting in the grass
one had her finger in the other one's....

can't remember how it goes though.

[Cragger]

...two old maids layin' in the sand, each one wishin' the other was a man. . .

[Scotti Adams]

..I like bacon I like beans I girls in skin tight jeans...

[Atlanta Mando Mike]

this isn't exactly right but its close

my old girl ain't she keen
she puts out like a coke machine
honey...

[duuuude]

Don't know how grassy it is, but I like paraphrasing the Chuck Berry verse:

We boogied in the kitchen
We boogied in the hall
I boogied on my finger
So I wiped it on the wall

Sorry, but that one just always cracks me up! http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[sunburst]

I got a gal
she walks like a duck
she can't swim
but she sure can float

[mandopete]

.......this one's priceless!

Two necrophiliacs layin in bed,
Each one wishin that the other was dead
Honey let me...
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Caleb Olin
Boulder, CO

[Willie]

I play music on my mandolin

And comb my hair with lanolin...

Honey Let Me Be Your Salty Dog...

I like to keep them clean, its a sign of intellegence...Willie

[mandopete]

Logged onto the Cafe and what did I find?
Lost my pants and lost my mind.
Honey let me be your Salty Dawg!

[mandoJeremy]

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[OdnamNool]

Slow it on up
Slow it way down
Round n' round that salty crown

EEEEKKKKK! #Stop tempting me!!! #Get me outta here!!!

(Tongue not firmly planted in cheek...)

Doh!