Mandolin Postcards

[mandopete]

I know this has been up for awhile now, but if you haven't checked it out lately, you've got to read the translations.

My favorite:

"Pray, senorita, let me put my lip to your hand So I can go along my way with a feverish heart"

.........and I thought this was a family-oriented website http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif

[mandodebbie]

Gee wilikers, man! He's only kissing her HAND! So, he's got a "feverish heart". My 77 year old Momma still "gets hot" watching the men fix the roads in our town ( them in their industrial orange vests and no shirts! ):p #You should hear #my 10 year old niece comment on their "nice tans".:laugh: Then again, they're not playing mandolins.:angry:

[Scott Tichenor]

Amateurs.

You've yet to find the best one. This one isn't *even* close to being the best.

Get to work.

[elenbrandt]

Oh Scott...that is such a no-brainer...

In light of the fact that "potty humor" often runs rampant on the message board -- I suspect that #25 will "resonate" with the aesthetic of most of the boys (yes, you know who you are...)

http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[Scott Tichenor]

Elen, you are of course correct (http://www.mandolincafe.com/archives/postcards/postcard25.html) once again. How's your Brentrup? Mine's spankin'!

[elenbrandt]

Scott, I am the blissfull bigamist...and finally finding some time to actually play. http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/coffee.gif

I am really happy the Brentrup works for you. With your covey of beauties, you must feel like a mando Hugh Hefner. http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/cool.gif

[mandopete]

Elen, you are of course correct (http://www.mandolincafe.com/archives/postcards/postcard25.html) #once again.
Now see, I wasn't going to go there http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif

[elenbrandt]

Okay smarty-face, what you do mean by THAT comment.... http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[mandopete]

I meant the bathroom humour. Far be it from me to travel that lonely road.

[mandodebbie]

Mandodebbie is yet again clueless. It is heartbreaking to be amongst the un-enlightened. Will you boys just grow up??!! http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/rock.gif