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Phillip Tigue
Feb-20-2009, 10:49pm
Because there are those of us who suffer from an acute case of MAS, I felt it best to include the top ten definitions of other acronyms that may, on occasion, begin to show up in our vernacular...or at the very least, the message board.

1.) MAS, or Mandolin Acquisition Syndrome - A debilitating disorder that compels a mandolinist to spend diaper money, gas money, etc. on another mandolin.

2.) LOL, or Lease Only Loars - These are the Lloyd Loar signed Gisbons that are on lease to mandolinists with MAS, but out of their price range.

3.) ROTFL, or Rogues Often Terrify Fervent Listeners - Mandolinists often have trouble hearing/seeing the beauty of a break played from a $99 mandolin.

4.) FWIW, or Frank Wakefield Is Weird - This acronym often identifies those "hard core" bluegrassers or Old Time players.

5.) IMHO, or Is Monroe's Hand Okay? - A little known fact, Bill Monroe lost his right hand in a freak farming accident in 1953, and it was replaced by a wooden hand formed into a closed fist.

6.) BTW, or Bluegrass Twang Works - Another traditional bluegrass acronym often used to put progressive grassers in their place.

7.) IDK, or Instant Dawg Karma - Playing Dawg music brings great things to the musicians and listeners, who are often transported to a far away Eastern European land. This is an extraordinarily beneficial effect, especially to those who have spent their vacation money on MAS.

8.) ASL, or A String Loose - The mystique surrounding the A string and its uncanny ability to slide flat at the most inopportune times.

9.)TTFN, or This Terrible Fret Noise - Often experienced by newer mandolinists who have not yet found the proper placement of fingers behind the frets.

10.) OIC, or Orville Is Creativity - Have you seen some of his designs?

allenhopkins
Feb-20-2009, 11:20pm
You left out YMMV, for Your Maximum Mandolin Volume, which is what all bluegrass mandolinists strive to achieve, so they can kill banjos and have admiring fellow jam members tell them, "Wow! Your mandolin is SO LOUD, it makes up for the fact that all you can play are cliche licks in the key of G!"

Tim2723
Feb-21-2009, 5:51am
And IIRC, It Isn't Really Chris.

Ted Eschliman
Feb-21-2009, 9:56am
Missed my fave, ASAP!

Acquiring: Spouse Approval Pending!

swampstomper
Feb-21-2009, 12:35pm
RTFM: Real men only Tour with F-model Mandolins

88 (Chinese for 八八 "ba ba" = bye bye, commonly used in text messaging): it sounds like there are eight pairs of strings all out of tune, not four pairs

John Flynn
Feb-22-2009, 5:13pm
BGPD = Blue Grass Police Department

Jim MacDaniel
Feb-22-2009, 5:53pm
NAMES: Not All Mandolinists Enjoy Scrolls

jim_n_virginia
Feb-22-2009, 6:29pm
Of course don't forget OAGIGE .... Only a GIBSON is good enough! :grin:

jeff mercer
Feb-22-2009, 7:26pm
Jim,
Funny story about that..

Back in the late 30's/40's when Gibson used "Only a Gibson is Good Enough" on the headstock of their guitars, Epiphone- Gibsons' main competitor at the time- responded with "Epiphone guitars..When Good Enough is'nt Good Enough" !

Pretty cute, huh ? :)

Gibson had the last laugh though..they bought out Epiphone in '57.

Dave Greenspoon
Feb-22-2009, 10:00pm
Let's not forget LMAO: Loving My A Oval, the inspiring chant of those vintage Gibby owners and others unaffected by all things F---scrolls and holes!

Also, SNAFU: Serial Numbers Are For Underwriters, a reminder to make sure your homeowner's insurance riders for the collection is up to date!

And I nearly forgot...TANSTAAFL: There Aint No Such Thing As A Free Loar!!!!!!!

man dough nollij
Feb-22-2009, 10:31pm
FUBAR: F-holed A-bodies are Balanced and Resonant.

TANPN: That Ain't No Part of Nothin'!

NYSB: No YOU Stand Back!

mandopete
Feb-23-2009, 9:24am
While not specifically a "mandolin" acronym, I suffer from CRS....

(Can't Remember Stuff)

And a new one I heard in description of the Wintergrass music festival with it's multitude of venues, vendors, jam sessions and socializations, FOMS...

(Fear Of Missing Something)

:)

Richard Moore
Feb-23-2009, 9:36am
WYBITS?

Will you be in tune soon?