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DustyRayj
Jun-02-2007, 6:52am
I was looking through the beauties on the eye candy page yesterday and heard my wifes footsteps and quickly clicked away, #is that guilt? #and am I lusting after them or coveting them? #or both? http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif
JEStanek
Jun-02-2007, 7:00am
Perhaps not pornography in the literal sense but if your having to hide your guilt you may have some other issue going on. http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif
You need to take an interest in what her hobby is at least so you can catch her lusting after her objects of desire. As long as my wife wants horses my MAS (when affordable)is attainable.
Jamie
...am I lusting after them or coveting them? #or both?
Depends on what you were doing. http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif
Bill Snyder
Jun-02-2007, 1:03pm
...heard my wifes footsteps and quickly clicked away...
Are you used to having to quickly click away when your wife approaches? http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/rock.gif
Greenmando
Jun-02-2007, 1:48pm
My wife calls it mandobating http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif
B. T. Walker
Jun-02-2007, 1:58pm
It is not porn because they ain't nothin' funny goin' on with the a-holes and f-holes. Nevertheless, don't act guilty -- women sense guilt, and it spells M-O-O-N. That spells trouble. http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif
I do the same thing with cameras and lenses...
Hey I have an idea (Scott if your listening):
I would gladly purchase a mandolin cafe poster that looked like the eye candy page, each of the pages actually.
I would feel like a college kid again, putting up St. Pauli Beer girl posters.
Woo hoo!
dudlebug23
Jun-02-2007, 7:25pm
My wife calls it mandobating #http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif
HAAAA! http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
Rob Zamites
Jun-03-2007, 10:34am
The only instrument I'm lusting for right now is the one sitting at Brian Dean's shop....almost done paying for it!
Jim MacDaniel
Jun-04-2007, 11:05am
Like porn, it's harmless unless you begin to obsess over it. http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif
otterly2k
Jun-04-2007, 12:16pm
Like porn, it's harmless unless you begin to obsess over it.
I believe that porn is in fact harmful to women (directly and indirectly) and also to the relationships between men and women -- probably no point in getting into the full blown discussion of this here on this forum... but I'd say of gazing at mando pictures...
UNlike porn, it's harmless unless you begin to obsess over it.
blacksmith
Jun-04-2007, 12:42pm
If you find yourself adjusting (read: spend less time with.....)aspects of your life such as job, wife, kids, etc., in order to participate in your obsession, you have a problem. If these other aspects of your life are ok with the reduced attention, then the problem is not so bad.
Next patient, please!
This thread has the highest tongue count I've seen on the forum so far. http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif