Caption for Home Page Photo

[LateBloomer]

Check out the photo on the home page
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I think the caption should be....
"Now let me see if I can tap tune this thing."

[AlanN]

"Take This Hammer"

[Uncle Choppy]

Dawg research lab tech experiements with new XXX-Heavy prototype pick.

or

Tone Fiends...
Hammer-on as effortlessly as Chris Thile with the new "Wengen Whacker".

[Ken Berner]

A twisted version of "hammering on"!!!!!!

[Windflite]

When asked why she kept hitting herself in the knee with a hammer, the aspiring mandolin player replied "Because it feels so good when I stop." http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[JimD]

"Now to tweak the intonation...
My dad always said that you could do anything -- if you have the right tools.)

[jessboo]

But they told me it was a banjo

Only wimps use fireplace pokers.

or

Oh, I can make it bark...

or

Let's see if Charlie Derrington is still on top of his game...

[Ted Eschliman]

"Now, everybody calm. Log out of the Cafe Classifieds. Step away from the computer, and nobody gets hurt..."

[Bobbie Dier]

I'm just tuning it for you honey. Yeah....... just tuning it. http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/mad.gif

[newbreedbrian]

so, this is who you've been spending all your spare time with? what's her name?!?!?!

[flairbzzt]

"Sunday Best"

[B. T. Walker]

It sounded so nice when nailing it together.

[Keith Newell]

"You promised no more than 3 mandolins, whats this?.....and you bought me a TOASTER for Christmas?!?"

[Doug Edwards]

We don't need no stinkin' luthier setup. I can tweek it myself.

[JEStanek]

"If I had a hammer, I hammer in the mornin'..."
"Play Ashoken farewell again... I beg you!"
"I just put the baby down. Do not try and practice your chop chords."
"Tell me that's not Rhoda Vincent's lipstick!"

Jamie

[mandopete]

Oh this nine pound hammer
Is a little too heavy....

[jim simpson]

Gibson bashing?

(sorry but I used this on the headstock bumping thread too)

[steve V. johnson]

Moving parts: Hammer - 0, Mandolin - 8, Computer - fuggedaboudit.

"Play THIS."

stv

[Philip Halcomb]

"Damn it! I just can't get those last two notes on Old Joe Clark."

[toddjoles]

"I'll teach you to pay more attention to that ukelele than to me"!! http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/mad.gif

[rhetoric]

"Put down that accordian or the mandolin gets it."

[steve in tampa]

The impending certainty of unhappiness and dischord

[Keith Miller]

HOW much http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/rock.gif?http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/rock.gif?

[Santiago]

"Scroll envy can be treated. The first step is recognition."

[Keltic Fiddler]

Beginner's Mandolin Lesson #1

Never, NEVER, use a banjo mute on your mandolin

[farmerjones]

"E-BAY END PIN TOOL"

[Michael H Geimer]

Maybe this time you'll listen to me when I tell you ...

THE SEAT GOES DOWN!

[jmkatcher]

Another of Bill's women?

[F5G WIZ]

M.A.S. my A.S.S.!!!

[hungry mountain boy]

Honey you don't need that Distressed Master Model, I can
do that for you at a fraction of the cost.

[biscuit]

I'm Workin On A Buildin http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/mandosmiley.gif

[Jim MacDaniel]

"If you spend any more of our household budget on another mandolin, you'll never see this one alive again."

[ManjoMan]

So, which one is the hammer?

[glauber]

If I had a hammer,
I'd hammer in the morning!

Now sing along! http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/mandosmiley.gif

[tinwhistle]

Just bangin' out a tune for y'all.

[pathfinder]

The unhappy consequence when MAS meets up with PMS.

[mandroid]

Since Y'all responded so well to save the life of that Puppy, in the picture with My Gun, another message...

[mando-rando]

WHAT did I tell you I'd do after the last one?