Photoshop our System Admin

[Scott Tichenor]

Here's the original:

[Scott Tichenor]

Now Dan as the Big Mon

[Scott Tichenor]

As Ricky. Love the new hair!

[jamman]

isn't she lovely

[Scott Tichenor]

Best thing about this is that Dan's in London and likely out for the night at this time of day. Nice surprise for the a.m.

[joshro78]

What the ....!?!?

[Scott Tichenor]

Assuming this board is still operational tomorrow, I reserve the right to be the only one that starts this kind of nonsense. Oh, I suspect since Dan also has root he can do these too, meaning I'll pay tenfold! Sorry this one isn't better but I was squeezed for time!

[joshro78]

Here Mandopete, I think this is what you wanted...

[Igor The Cat]

ALL THE BIG HEADS!!!! AHHHHH!!!http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[mandopete]

I'm Dan Biemborn (sic) and I approve of this message.

[Michael H Geimer]

Dude ... Where's my Loar?

[JimRichter]

A very appropriate match

Jim

[Igor The Cat]

http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif

[Bill James]

Where's Cheryl?

[Ted Eschliman]

Whoa, I've got a Photoshop reputation to uphold...
Are you guys keen on Dan's geography?

[London Al]

Right you lot!
I'm going to record a bluegrass version of the Sex Pistols 'God save the Queen' and I'm nicking that last picture for the cover.

London calling
Al

[danb]

hmm?

[danb]

Scott's Ancestor...

[Scott Tichenor]

This is war!

[danb]

From one dummy to another...

[mandoJeremy]

http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif

[Django Fret]

Scott's Ancestor...
Great Scot(t)! #Doesn't that look like a real Gibson?

[ira]

i have no abilities to do any of this stuff, but i love it!!!!
keep it coming!http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif

[PhilGE]

Elvis again! (2nd attempt at a bit more realistic edit)

[Mteresko]

!!!

[Scott Tichenor]

My sweet wife, Annie. I never thought her capable of such a deed, but she has offered up this.

[Billy Mack]

He did stop in Lawrence..

[Scott Tichenor]

OK, now that you're playing mandolin, this is a message board, and, well, it's sort of a family place so no four-letter words please.

[OdnamNool]

Thank you! #Annie and Billy for at least gettin' the dingy derelict to finally change his shirt!

[Billy Mack]

I finally found my MAS Weapon

[grandmainger]

Dan, Loar-ed #http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[grandmainger]

Oh... Now I see why he plays so well!

[danb]

heheh, keep 'em coming guys, good stuff http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif

[grandmainger]

With a MAJOR celebrity http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif

[Billy Mack]

Coming to a town near you.

[racuda]

It is a little known fact that Dan and Scott are the same person (has anyone ever seen them together?)

[Scott Tichenor]

It is a little known fact that Dan and Scott are the same person (has anyone ever seen them together?)
We've never met in person, but we consume vast amounts of time talking about the mandolin community and the board members via instant messenger.

All nice, mind you...

[danb]

no it isn't http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif

[Scott Tichenor]

OK, true. Heh. Like they all sweet talk about us too!

http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif

[Skip Kelley]

Cool pics! Thanks for the laughs!

By the way, I didn't know Rhonda Vincent has such "manly" hands!

[Mteresko]

!?

[Russ(String-Alley)]

this is just sick.............haahhahahahaha

[Ted Eschliman]

This thread is compelling.
Like watching an ambulance at the site of an automobile accident. (Pretending like your not watching when you really are...)

[jamman]

you 2 seem to be very sweet for each other

[phynie]

this is the funniest thread I have ever seen!!!! http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif #http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[Andrew Reckhart]

You guys are too much! http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif

[MWM]

He runs a great website. But who's his barber?

[Billy Mack]

hmm

[76547]

http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif #

You guys are too much. #I will say however that the 5th picture on the first page is what Dan looked like trying to figure which mandolin to purchase during our trip to Nashville.

Dan, share the picture of our "for seeing only" pic'. #It is great.

[Landgrass]

I've always wanted a picture of myself playing a Loar! http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[mandoJeremy]

Billy Mack, that is too, too funny!!!!!!!!!!!http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif

[Scott Tichenor]

Everyone's favorite guitar player

[janbeimborn]

another one, the child prodigy

[wharfrat]

Scott and Jack Ruby

[Scott Tichenor]

What I really look like, at least when I was seven or eight.

[racuda]

last one and I'm outta here...

[mandopete]

You aren't going to start a rumor that Dan is dead are you?

[Darryl Wolfe]

I think Billy Mack deserves the award....great off the wall thinking. Cool thread

[danb]

hmm, my own mom is photoshopping me. That's gotta be one of the signs of the apocalypse

Serves me right for buying mom a scanner!

[neal]

Moms do that. This was great, I laughed till I cried and am now awaiting the sequal.

[pickinNgrinnin]

Quite a bunch of funny characters here. I've been laughing out loud while looking through this thread!

[bratsche]

from NASA...

[eightstrings]

Not quite a mandolin player, but the ugliness of Tiny Tim and the cruelty of this thread only tempted me...

[eightstrings]

I call this one the "Gary Coleman Halloween Mask."

[danb]

this is the picture adjusted to suit present circumstances..

[danb]

Ok, everybody calm down or I start punchin' chickens

[neal]

OK, just step away from the chicken.....

[MandoFando]

here is someone who has been left out.

http://home.comcast.net/~cassidykoonceuofa/marty.jpg

[janbeimborn]

Bat Boy

[Scott Tichenor]

Ok, everybody calm down or I start punchin' chickens
"step away from the chicken, and no one gets hurt"

[jasona]

Dan, you have the PhotoChop chops!

[danb]

Jason: that's how I got the picture of me holding a loar in the first place !

Uh-oh, I must not anger mom. She's got the all-time greatest collection of funny images of me that require no photoshop work whatsoever

[AlanN]

These are all good, but my favorite is Curly Howard - uncanny resemblance...

[Jeroen]

Ooh, that's corny

[Scott Tichenor]

Creating a dedicated area for this nonsense and moving this thread into it. Administrators only are allowed to start new threads in this area but all members will be allowed to post. No specific plans for the future but we'll likely be doing more of this soon.

[UKHABU]

Funny Dude!!! http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[danb]

Hmm, Lots of empty bottles of Marston's pedigree.. no Beard.. so it looks like I'm in the UK, sometime in the March '03-Feb '04 range.... but I don't think I've ever seen that picture before. Where's it from?

[UKHABU]

Here is the real original photo!
It's from the same place as the first one Dan! http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif #http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/mad.gif #http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[Bill Snyder]

Now we are talking chickens!

[BigMons23]

I do not have a photoshop program. If I did..(visualize here)... I would take the photo of Dan with out a Loar and put a MK in his hands http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

Tim Saxton

[grandmainger]

SuperDan!

[grandmainger]

!!!

[76547]

Don't have photoshop at work. Thought everyone would enjoy this though.

[76547]

SORRY DAN. http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[danb]

Jack, I'm gonna just pretend that you did that in photoshop. Great one! Nice how you made me look like a fool there *USING PHOTOSHOP* wink wink

I believe I sent that to jack with the caption "would you loan your loar to this man".

Before he modified the original. Of course. Where I was in a nice suit. Good work there Jack.

[UKHABU]

Amazing work Jack - you can hardly see the join!
If I didn't know better I would have thought that was an original!

[grandmainger]

Jack, I'm gonna just pretend that you did that in photoshop. Great one! Nice how you made me look like a fool there *USING PHOTOSHOP* wink wink
I think you should also "pretend" to tell us the kind of occasion where you would possibly "pretend" to be wearing such an outfit... Just for pretend...

[danb]

Halloween. My (then 3-year old) boy wore the matching suit http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif

The dour looking bee man photo was my corporate photo for a while at a former job

[Darryl Wolfe]

Orville "Dan" Gibson

[Darryl Wolfe]

Dan Wakefield

[pickinpox]

...or could that be Wake Danfield?

[Bill Snyder]

Another look at the bees.

[pickinpox]

Oh Danny Boy, I hear the bluegrass calling...

[Django Fret]

Danta Claus...

[AeroJoe]

That's not "Danta Clause"...it's Stan Jay at 70...:;):

[Jeroen]

Keep that wrist relaxed Scott.

[OdnamNool]

A word of advice, Dan... Watch out for that Tabatha chick... She's trouble...

[Darryl Wolfe]

My whole world has changed since I returned Lloyd to his owner..I'm not sure I can see playing any other mandolin at this point.

[mandopete]

...and he's a polydactylist too!

Is that the rare 10-string, double f-hole Loar?

[OdnamNool]

Hmmmm... #Ya got me on polydactylist... (?) #But one thing is for certain... #That dude is a polydigitlist for sure! #SIX! #(Sesdigitable???) #BYE FOLKS!

[mandough]

At least he got a free T-shirt out of the deal.

[danb]

Mandough "I weren't usin' it"...

[Ken Sager]

Did you catch his half-time show?

[Bill Snyder]

Some of us just don't know when to quit.

[MandoFando]

Caution: viewer discretion advised.

NOT SAFE FOR WORK, AT HOME, OR ON ANY COMPUTER

[phynie]

it's all fun and games till you break out the Banjo http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[mad dawg]

I'm not so sure about polydactylist, but how about polyglot?

[Brian Baker]

Hey, Dan, that tattoo's gonna get you in trouble!

http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

-Brian

[Brian Baker]

OK, one more (this is addictive!)

Fern Beimborn?
Dan Fernborn?
Dan Beimfern?

http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/rock.gif

Brian

[Brian Baker]

Sorry, forgot the pic...

[Hoyt]

This is the funniest thread I've seen in a long time. Thanks folks. Hoyt

[f5joe]

I'm dyin'!

[Darryl Wolfe]

This one is for "F5Joe's benefit

[sunburst]

Still waiting for my high speed connection http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sad.gif.

[Geno]

Well, you do look alot like Jennifer Lopez, but you specifically said in your personal ad that you enjoy quiet walks along the beach and playing your Lloyd Loar mandolin.

[danb]

heh, the angel image is fantastic http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif

[bratsche]

West meets East...

[mad dawg]

Geno and Bratsche: nice work! (Geno's sort of made my eyes water though.)

[Harrmob]

HAD TO JOIN THE FUN...

[chirorehab]

My first try with photoshop.... Dan's guest appearance..

[Scott Tichenor]

Homer's stand-in

[delsbrother]

OT: I love the look on Josh's face in that pic.

OnT: The angel picture made milk come out of my nose.

[FrankenMouse]

.

[Nathan Sanders]

Yet another variation.....

[Ted Eschliman]

Dan Pong (http://hometown.aol.com/tedthro/DanPong.html)

[Jim Hilburn]

Now that's corny!

[danb]

Ted, that's going to haunt my dreams..

[dshipp]

Twins?

[Ted Eschliman]

Maybe it's time for a new subject...

[ShaneJ]

New subject? How 'bout......

Tedthro? http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[ShaneJ]

Man, that came out little.

[Scott Tichenor]

New subject? How 'bout......

Tedthro? http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
Yes, I have been contemplating him as a suitable target. Plenty of photo ops too. Hmmmm. But I've asked him to help with Mandofest so I'll need to be nice...

Well, THAT sure wouldn't be any fun.

http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif

[Ted Eschliman]

Ooops....
<winces>
(He can dish it out; but can he take it?...)

[Scott Tichenor]

Where's that big pic of you that used to be on your board profile page? Just need to, uh, archive it for... <mumbling>

[tonylumen]

He's just the warden of the nuthouse.

[OdnamNool]

(Dan...) #I'm certain you get this all the time, but I just gotta tell ya... #You've got some killer dimples... #Puts a smile on my face every time I see your mug, here... # http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[danb]

MandoLoon: heh, frequently pinched by aunties when I was a kid

[OdnamNool]

(just a suggestion...)

Tartini might be a good one to photoshop...

C'mon! We need some laughs around this joint!

[rattler]

Larry, Moe...

[OdnamNool]

http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/rock.gif Curley??? #http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/rock.gif

[rattler]

http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif

[Yonkle]

AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[JEStanek]

Inspired by Shane Jennings and Scott Tichenor and hoping Ted has a good sense of humor... and Jethrine was on the 1993 version of the Beverly Hillbillies last night on AMC... And Mandofest is over...

[delsbrother]

Hmmm... Took me awhile..

Habemus Mandum!

[OdnamNool]

I love you.

[OdnamNool]

What I mean is, you are funny. I love your funniness. Everybody's, for that matter... Now, put that funny picture back!

[JEStanek]

What I mean is, you are funny. #I love your funniness. #Everybody's, for that matter... #Now, put that funny picture back!
Que?

Jamie

[OdnamNool]

Shake it up... baby...

[stevem]

Interesting find over at e-ba#. Some sort of mandolin with a human head...

[George R. Lane]

The way he plays is just criminal.

[George R. Lane]

Forgot the photo.

[MandoSquirrel]

"mandomonium" ; isn't that cruel & unusual punishment of a Mando?

[sean808080]

all so wrong!

[Calvin]

You are crazy!!

[Jerry Byers]

Dan's mugshot.

[Calvin]

(SHAKES HEAD)???

[danb]

I thought we were done with this thread http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif

[zakdl]

Dan had quite a career before coming to the Cafe:

[zakdl]

seen here in a rare moment of leisure between takes...