How do I get this cold, wet bacon sound?

[OregonMike]

Alright, I'm seriously saving up to order a custom Old Wave A2Z but in the meantime how do I get this sound out of my old '24 Gibson snakehead:

"Sounds kinda like cold, wet bacon thrown on hot griddle."

Bussmann Old Wave Classified Ad (http://www.mandolincafe.com/cgi-bin/classifieds/classifieds.cgi?search_and_display_db_button=on&db_id=14084&query=retrieval)

Would a fresh set up with a wolf-gnawed bison femur nut make the difference? I have more of a microwaved sausage sound lately.

Seriously, great ad copy Bill. A nice break from the recent posts!

Cheers, OregonMike

[Eric F.]

Hey, if it ain't "dry and woody" I ain't interested.

[mingusb1]

I again am wondering if the cafe could look into a "post hall of fame" section for the board...in which Mr. Bussman would figure heavily, I'm sure!

Did you catch the photo of his upright with difibrillator (for the oldtime fiddlers)!? #Best thing I've seen on this board!

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[oldwave maker]

Oops, sorry for the dsylexia, edited the ad to change from griddle to girdle, and I'd be honored to enter the 'pest hall of fame'.... The UW-madison chancellor wasnt kidding when he con-ferd that bs degree all over me.
seriously, Ted Turners Bison ranch next door has 2 types of bison leg: fresh hairy bloody greasy ones just shot in narrow chutes by great white hunters packin weatherby's, and the sun-cured well-gnawed specimens originally tossed into 2 acre holding pens as fresh-culled non-bovine feed for endangered mexican grey wolves. this mando sports the latter.
so who's gotta d2h to trade?

[atetone]

Hey Bill, next time you're over at the neighbors tossing a few back with "The Tedster" maybe you should strike up a partnership with him to start breeding a few of those critters exclusively for mando nuts.
Bone density, color consistency and all that stuff, you know.
Might turn out to be a real sweet deal and the beauty is that you won't need very many of them on the hoof at any given time.
A bit of constructive marketting, (bribe Spruce to not B.S.- meter you) and you'll be off and running.
Golden opportunity!
Don't miss out on this one!http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[neal]

C'mon, Bill's in a class by himself. http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[otterly2k]

Yeah, I just had to PM Bill and tease him about the freudian slip of changing griddle to girdle!
http://www.mandolincafe.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif
Ya gotta wonder what kind of sound wet bacon on a girdle would actually make...